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Alright folks-true story. I had this cat once, smart little kitty. Lotta potential. She worked nights at the toy mouse factory as a tester. Well, they started having quality control issues at the place. Seems too many bogus playmice were getting through without shakers in them. The powers that be decided that it must be because of this new corn epidemic amongst the kitties. Too many cats on quality control simply amused at fake mice without shakers. They just couldn't have it and began a random testing program. Well, there's where the problem began. My kitty was the outspoken one, always speaking up for what's right and for the other cats on her shift. You guessed it. They called her number first to make an example out of her. And sure enough, they found it . Corn in her stool. She was devastated. Fired at the prime of her life. So she began to reject society. After all, she felt the corn helped to keep her focused. And helped her to play nice with the rest of the kitties. She really wasn't about to change her whole life for one stupid low paying job. And I--I believed in her. And to cheer her up, I came up with this little song I used to sing. In her memory, I'll sing a little of it now..HHrrmnhrmmmmnnnuh uuhhmmm
Kitty crapped corn, and I don't care. Kitty crapped corn, and I don't care. Kitty crapped corn, and I don't care Her master's smokin' hay !
ok-maybe just a little corny, but I woke up inspired. It's all your fault inforoooooo!
At this rate, my smiler's gonna be tired by the time I get to Manchester. You know those two spots where yer neck meets yer head ? Entirely sore right now !!!
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 6, 2007 10:41:28 GMT -5
snoochio said:
You huskers are off the effin' stalk !
At this rate, my smiler's gonna be tired by the time I get to Manchester. You know those two spots where yer neck meets yer head ? Entirely sore right now !!!
Nothin' left to do but SMiLE SMILE SMILE
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LMFAO.
That's what it's all about, man.
We fight the good fight. Corncat NOMS the great NOM.
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 6, 2007 11:15:00 GMT -5
From what I understand, you can eat corn legally in places like Amsterdam... There are shops that sell different kinds of corn, as well as cornbread, corn muffins, eve corn cakes!
Post by spookymonster on Jun 6, 2007 11:20:42 GMT -5
Careful though... some of those places lace the corn with stuff other than butter... like margarine, or even...>gasp<... I Cannot Believe It's Not Butter!
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 6, 2007 11:26:02 GMT -5
spookymonster said:
Careful though... some of those places lace the corn with stuff other than butter... like margarine, or even...>gasp<... I Cannot Believe It's Not Butter!
That's just messed up, man. Who would do that? I like to get my corn still on the cob, just so that i know it hasn't been tainted with sub-par non-dairy butterfakes.
From what I understand, you can eat corn legally in places like Amsterdam... There are shops that sell different kinds of corn, as well as cornbread, corn muffins, eve corn cakes!
a veritable cornacopia. just don't go during the cornibus cup. way crowded and overpriced i hear !
Post by spookymonster on Jun 6, 2007 11:32:14 GMT -5
It's a government conspiracy to keep the proletariat fat, dumb, and happy, if you ask me... they've got a fleet of black helicopters with huge butter-matic tanks (like you see in the movie theatres). They spray the crops at night, then make those UFO crop circles so they know which ones are polluted.
It ain't a War-against-Corn, maaaan... it's a War-for-Corn!!!
[edit] That's why Corncat is our friend! He can tell good corn from polluted corn!
It's a government conspiracy to keep the proletariat fat, dumb, and happy, if you ask me... they've got a fleet of black helicopters with huge butter-matic tanks (like you see in the movie theatres). They spray the crops at night, then make those UFO crop circles so they know which ones are polluted.
It ain't a War-against-Corn, maaaan... it's a War-for-Corn!!!
[edit] That's why Corncat is our friend! He can tell good corn from polluted corn!
Ah, I see... so Corncat is The One True Way, huh? Hope he's coming to roo!
Post by The Killer Bee Relay Team on Jun 6, 2007 12:54:29 GMT -5
mariposa said:
spookymonster said:
It's a government conspiracy to keep the proletariat fat, dumb, and happy, if you ask me... they've got a fleet of black helicopters with huge butter-matic tanks (like you see in the movie theatres). They spray the crops at night, then make those UFO crop circles so they know which ones are polluted.
It ain't a War-against-Corn, maaaan... it's a War-for-Corn!!!
[edit] That's why Corncat is our friend! He can tell good corn from polluted corn!
Ah, I see... so Corncat is The One True Way, huh? Hope he's coming to roo!
The is no corn...or cats....or corncats at B'roo... I don't know what you are talking about....
