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They say corn is the gateway vegetable. Oh sure, it sounds all harmless, you and your friends going out, getting "popped" every now and then. But eventually you start looking for the harder stuff.. peas, carrots, squash... Before you know it, you're in some dark alley, flippin' tricks to score some cauliflower. And where does it always end? In the city morgue, with a toe-tag reading 'fiber overdose'!
Damn, dude... I just had a co-worker poke their head in my office and ask if I was okay cause I laughed so loud... karma for getting me in trouble at work.
Post by spookymonster on Jun 5, 2007 13:31:46 GMT -5
mariposa said:
spookymonster said:
They say corn is the gateway vegetable. Oh sure, it sounds all harmless, you and your friends going out, getting "popped" every now and then. But eventually you start looking for the harder stuff.. peas, carrots, squash... Before you know it, you're in some dark alley, flippin' tricks to score some cauliflower. And where does it always end? In the city morgue, with a toe-tag reading 'fiber overdose'!
Damn, dude... I just had a co-worker poke their head in my office and ask if I was okay cause I laughed so loud... karma for getting me in trouble at work.
Glad I could help! Feel free to give me a ring anytime you're looking for trouble...
Oh...if you are into that entry level stuff...My boy can get me 100% pure cornstarch...
My friend's brother's cousin's aunt knew a guy that worked in a psychiatric facility, and he says if you eat more than 2 corncobs in a single setting, you're considered legally insane...
spooky you are funny as hell.. every post has had me rollin this one is just awesome.. thanks for the laughs man!
i know a guy who ate 3 corn cobs.. thinks hes a bag of popcorn now.. won't go out in the sun.. I'll pop.. oh the humanity!
Last Edit: Jun 5, 2007 13:38:05 GMT -5 by xeus - Back to Top
free speech is like money, some people just have a lot more of it than others
Post by spookymonster on Jun 5, 2007 13:50:27 GMT -5
Yeah, I see 'em all the time... hanging out by the produce isle, shouting things like, "Jiffy-pop here!" and "Crazy Maize, yo!". Wouldn't be surprised if they're packin' a gun under those beards...
This rampant corn culture is ruining our youth, I tell ya!
Look what's been started! The corn has completely evolved and is undergoing plans to put together a super-military! God save us! (not funny I know did what I could!)
The real problem is the Farmer's Market. That's a part of town you just don't want to go in... They sell the stuff out in the open without the fear of being arrested - cause the cops are 'shucking' too just like everybody else. It's an epidemic, I tell ya. And they think just cause the native americans did it it's 'natural'... damn maize-heads.
^^ Yea, and the fair! You dont ever want to take your kids there. The damn Carnies hide it right there in between the lemon shake ups and the elephant ears, just begging the kids to try it! Its like they just give it away, hooking the youth of our nation on 'shucking.' I swear, some of them even dip it in butter to make it more inticing... DAMN CORN EATIN' CARNIES
noone likes an angry drunk. but that dude whos tripping so hard that he covers himself in mud and does somsersaults across the concert field in a diaper is loved by all! 2nd funniest thing
spookymonster said:
They say corn is the gateway vegetable. Oh sure, it sounds all harmless, you and your friends going out, getting "popped" every now and then. But eventually you start looking for the harder stuff.. peas, carrots, squash... Before you know it, you're in some dark alley, flippin' tricks to score some cauliflower. And where does it always end? In the city morgue, with a toe-tag reading 'fiber overdose'!
Post by LucyRoo & AdamToo on Jun 5, 2007 18:22:34 GMT -5
I love how such a negative thread turned into an issue that we've all over looked.... cats eating corn. I'm glad this subject has been aired out, thanks guys for talking about what no one else will!!!!!!!!!!! I feel much better after reading this thread! (joyful tears)
Remember: Its stupid to consume corn before Roo, you can have all the corn you want when you get in!
(joyful tears)