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I just received two large packages at work that I did not order. When I opened them up, they were full of sex toys. Apparently Hustler thought it was appropriate to send us boxes full of sex toys for the gift bags for our upcoming award ceremony. Best day ever. I can't stop laughing.
I just received two large packages at work that I did not order. When I opened them up, they were full of sex toys. Apparently Hustler thought it was appropriate to send us boxes full of sex toys for the gift bags for our upcoming award ceremony. Best day ever. I can't stop laughing.
I just received two large packages at work that I did not order. When I opened them up, they were full of sex toys. Apparently Hustler thought it was appropriate to send us boxes full of sex toys for the gift bags for our upcoming award ceremony. Best day ever. I can't stop laughing.
If you have any extra... You know... Just sayin.
LMAO. I am going to make out like a bandit on this deal.
So I figured out exactly what they sent and how the breakdown for the gift bags is supposed to go (it won't because we are owned by a Christian company and aren't giving away sex toys): 60 - glow in the dark bullets for each of the concierge gift bags Then the big winners would get one of their choice: His vibrator (we received two) Her vibrator (we received two) Swing (that is what I would take) Pocket pussy Plus 48 - "Thrust - sex energy drinks"
As hilarious as this is, all I can think is that some of these are expensive items and would make a fantastic addition to my house. lmao
Today has been my favorite day of work as of yet. I am in tears from laughing.
I just received two large packages at work that I did not order. When I opened them up, they were full of sex toys. Apparently Hustler thought it was appropriate to send us boxes full of sex toys for the gift bags for our upcoming award ceremony. Best day ever. I can't stop laughing.
LMAO. I am going to make out like a bandit on this deal.
So I figured out exactly what they sent and how the breakdown for the gift bags is supposed to go (it won't because we are owned by a Christian company and aren't giving away sex toys): 60 - glow in the dark bullets for each of the concierge gift bags Then the big winners would get one of their choice: His vibrator (we received two) Her vibrator (we received two) Swing (that is what I would take) Pocket pussy Plus 48 - "Thrust - sex energy drinks"
As hilarious as this is, all I can think is that some of these are expensive items and would make a fantastic addition to my house. lmao
Today has been my favorite day of work as of yet. I am in tears from laughing.
I just received two large packages at work that I did not order. When I opened them up, they were full of sex toys. Apparently Hustler thought it was appropriate to send us boxes full of sex toys for the gift bags for our upcoming award ceremony. Best day ever. I can't stop laughing.
What are you giving awards for?
We have a huge event every year to show recognition to the concierge and those in the service industry, the Silver Plume Award Ceremony. This year is a big one because it is our 25th Annual Silver Plume award ceremony.
We have six awards: Julius Craane Award - highest honor, given to a concierge that has gone above and beyond, been a member of NOCA (New Orleans Concierge Association) for over 5 years and is a standout individual Concierge of the year - goes to the current president of NOCA Jr. Concierge of the year - concierge that has been a NOCA member for less than 5 years, and has gone above and beyond Sales/Marketing Person of the year - Must be current Sales/Marketing person at a NOLA hospitality establishment, promotes NOLA tourism and the community at large, sets high standards for tourism and encourages employees General Manager of the year - Be a current GM at a New Orleans hotel for at least a year, promotes NOLA tourism and the community at large, sets high standards for tourism, has thorough knowledge of the city and the tourism industry and encourages employees Spirit of Hospitality - A NOLA hospitality professional that is NOT a concierge, actively promotes NOLA, has infused the industry with their energy, enthusiasm and commitment over the years, sets high standards for their profession, provides support and encourages fellow employees Rising Star - NOT a member of NOCA, Front line ambassador employed in the hotel industry; promotes and supports NOLA tourism; thorough knowledge of the city and tourism; has shown a commitment to the tourism industry.
We also stuff bags for the NOCA members (it is how I get all the swag from my work). We have advertisers donate items for the gift bags, which are actually really fucking pimp this year. I am excited because I always get one too.
LMAO. I am going to make out like a bandit on this deal.
So I figured out exactly what they sent and how the breakdown for the gift bags is supposed to go (it won't because we are owned by a Christian company and aren't giving away sex toys): 60 - glow in the dark bullets for each of the concierge gift bags Then the big winners would get one of their choice: His vibrator (we received two) Her vibrator (we received two) Swing (that is what I would take) Pocket pussy Plus 48 - "Thrust - sex energy drinks"
As hilarious as this is, all I can think is that some of these are expensive items and would make a fantastic addition to my house. lmao
Today has been my favorite day of work as of yet. I am in tears from laughing.
Are you going to have to send them back?
I hope not. I really want that swing. lmao. I talked with the president of NOCA and we are discussing what to do with them, but she has told me that Jeremy and I should take the swing. So that is two in favor... But seriously, I am so not even sure what we are going to do with them. But every time I see the box or the donation form I can't help but laugh.
I hope not. I really want that swing. lmao. I talked with the president of NOCA and we are discussing what to do with them, but she has told me that Jeremy and I should take the swing. So that is two in favor...
I can't imagine having that conversation at work, lol.
I hope not. I really want that swing. lmao. I talked with the president of NOCA and we are discussing what to do with them, but she has told me that Jeremy and I should take the swing. So that is two in favor...
I can't imagine having that conversation at work, lol.
I was adamantly denying I had anything to do with the box once we opened it. I was super embarrassed. Luckily, the president of NOCA and I are really good friends and there are only 5 employees here (including my boss). My boss was cracking up and took some stuff before saying we should get in touch with the NOCA president and to pack everything away. I has been an exciting day at the Where New Orleans office!
Could you imagine being at a fancy event and getting sex toys in your gift bag?!? OMG, I just think about some of the folks and the reactions. I am still laughing over the whole thing.
I am planning an award ceremony that is on August 9. There is no way I am able to even think about taking off before then.
until you call in from the sex swing cuz you're stuck in it
Hopefully if I am stuck in it, I am not alone and therefore do not need to call anyone and will have help to get out of it. Y'all are taking this way too far. Besides, who has time to get that freaky at 6 am on a weekday?
Speaking of sex conversations with bosses, this happened last week.
Me: I heard there's a new antibiotic-resistant strain of of gonorrhea that's developed. Tanya (coworker): Ew, that's so gross. Me: What, you mean you don't like having the drips? Tanya: Oh hell no, the only thing I want dripping out of there is pee, thank you very much. Val (boss): Well you know, kids, what goes up must come down... (slight pause) Tanya and I in unison: EEEWWWWWWW!!
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
We have a huge event every year to show recognition to the concierge and those in the service industry, the Silver Plume Award Ceremony. This year is a big one because it is our 25th Annual Silver Plume award ceremony.
I had no idea you were in the hospitality industry!
Speaking of sex conversations with bosses, this happened last week.
Me: I heard there's a new antibiotic-resistant strain of of gonorrhea that's developed. Tanya (coworker): Ew, that's so gross. Me: What, you mean you don't like having the drips? Tanya: Oh hell no, the only thing I want dripping out of there is pee, thank you very much. Val (boss): Well you know, kids, what goes up must come down... (slight pause) Tanya and I in unison: EEEWWWWWWW!!
I'm more concerned that what I'm assuming is an adult woman thinks you pee from your vagina.
Speaking of sex conversations with bosses, this happened last week.
Me: I heard there's a new antibiotic-resistant strain of of gonorrhea that's developed. Tanya (coworker): Ew, that's so gross. Me: What, you mean you don't like having the drips? Tanya: Oh hell no, the only thing I want dripping out of there is pee, thank you very much. Val (boss): Well you know, kids, what goes up must come down... (slight pause) Tanya and I in unison: EEEWWWWWWW!!
I'm more concerned that what I'm assuming is an adult woman thinks you pee from your vagina.
It's close enough. I'd be more concerned if she was like "And I bent over above the toilet and peed out my ear so that's all good."
Speaking of sex conversations with bosses, this happened last week.
Me: I heard there's a new antibiotic-resistant strain of of gonorrhea that's developed. Tanya (coworker): Ew, that's so gross. Me: What, you mean you don't like having the drips? Tanya: Oh hell no, the only thing I want dripping out of there is pee, thank you very much. Val (boss): Well you know, kids, what goes up must come down... (slight pause) Tanya and I in unison: EEEWWWWWWW!!
I'm more concerned that what I'm assuming is an adult woman thinks you pee from your vagina.
True. And besides, she should know that if she catches legitimate gonorrhea, the woman's body has a way of shutting that stuff down.
Speaking of sex conversations with bosses, this happened last week.
Me: I heard there's a new antibiotic-resistant strain of of gonorrhea that's developed. Tanya (coworker): Ew, that's so gross. Me: What, you mean you don't like having the drips? Tanya: Oh hell no, the only thing I want dripping out of there is pee, thank you very much. Val (boss): Well you know, kids, what goes up must come down... (slight pause) Tanya and I in unison: EEEWWWWWWW!!
I'm more concerned that what I'm assuming is an adult woman thinks you pee from your vagina.
I'm willing to bet that an alarming percentage of adults think this. And a majority of Trump supporters.
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