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Favorite New Poster (Joined within last 2 years) Glennron MC Alberto Basalm Flanzo Mr. Belgian Manders Bonzai Jackson Postjack
Favorite Gimmick Taft- Posting as the 27th president of the United States Mr. Belgian Manders- That whole "European" thing Madman Pondo- White Flava Flav Cursedlono- Graduate Student on a bunch of drugs who just forgot what punctuation was Sproat- (Honestly kind of afraid to pick something here)
Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest
Favorite New Poster (Joined within last 2 years) Glennron MC Alberto Basalm Flanzo Mr. Belgian Manders Bonzai Jackson Postjack
Favorite Gimmick Taft- Posting as the 27th president of the United States Mr. Belgian Manders- That whole "European" thing Madman Pondo- White Flava Flav Cursedlono- Graduate Student on a bunch of drugs who just forgot what punctuation was Sproat- (Honestly kind of afraid to pick something here)
Joined: May 2010
Just sayin'. I will be running a campaign at the brunch and it WILL involve a smear ad against Jackson and MC. Fuck those guys. Boom.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Favorite New Poster (Joined within last 2 years) Glennron MC Alberto Basalm Flanzo Mr. Belgian Manders Bonzai Jackson Postjack
Favorite Gimmick Taft- Posting as the 27th president of the United States Mr. Belgian Manders- That whole "European" thing Madman Pondo- White Flava Flav Cursedlono- Graduate Student on a bunch of drugs who just forgot what punctuation was Sproat- (Honestly kind of afraid to pick something here)
Joined: May 2010
Just sayin'. I will be running a campaign at the brunch and it WILL involve a smear ad against Jackson and MC. quack those guys. Boom.
This year's brunch sounds like it's getting better.
I decided to check this thread out to see what it's all about and can't help but notice that Juggs & Flanzo referenced me multiple times. I'm not sure if I should be flattered because I dominate their existence so profoundly or a little creeped out by how enthralled they are with my persona. Lono thinks I should just invite them to RV Beer Pong. I'm not too far from agreeing at this point just to see the hysterics that may ensue.
To contextualize my 'Sproat is my friend Brian' theory I will occasionally tell stories about him.
For example, one time last year Brian and I went out partying and had a fantastic time. Brian got ridiculously drunk and decided he wanted to longboard home. Brian did not have a longboard. He took one from the house we were at and road on ahead. About an hour later the rest of our crew and I are heading back towards the dorms. We find Brian sitting outside of his dorm with a bloody gash in his head and clippers in his hand. Basically he had fallen off of the longboard and fucked up his head. He decided the next rational step was to take his hair cutters and go outside and shave his still bleeding head. When I took the clippers away from him, he punched me in the mouth and passed out in the quad.
To contextualize my 'Sproat is my friend Brian' theory I will occasionally tell stories about him.
For example, one time last year Brian and I went out partying and had a fantastic time. Brian got ridiculously drunk and decided he wanted to longboard home. Brian did not have a longboard. He took one from the house we were at and road on ahead. About an hour later the rest of our crew and I are heading back towards the dorms. We find Brian sitting outside of his dorm with a bloody gash in his head and clippers in his hand. Basically he had fallen off of the longboard and fucked up his head. He decided the next rational step was to take his hair cutters and go outside and shave his still bleeding head. When I took the clippers away from him, he punched me in the mouth and passed out in the quad.
That is my friend Brian/Sproat.
This is a classic tale, beautifully re-told. Lake Woebegon Haze.
Kinda puts Brian/Sproat up for a Lifetime Achievement nomination of his own:
Greatest Longboard/Grooming Biathlete of the Roo Decade
Favorite New Poster (Joined within last 2 years) Glennron MC Alberto Basalm Flanzo Mr. Belgian Manders Bonzai Jackson Postjack
Favorite Gimmick Taft- Posting as the 27th president of the United States Mr. Belgian Manders- That whole "European" thing Madman Pondo- White Flava Flav Cursedlono- Graduate Student on a bunch of drugs who just forgot what punctuation was Sproat- (Honestly kind of afraid to pick something here)
Joined: May 2010
Just sayin'. I will be running a campaign at the brunch and it WILL involve a smear ad against Jackson and MC. quack those guys. Boom.
Providing an outlet and a voice for music lovers to unite under the common theme of music for all. Join The Pondo Army to show your allegiance to musical freedom! Fighting for no censorship of the arts & music education in schools, The Pondo Army will triumph! The Pondo Army Movement
Follow me on twitter@Pondoknowsbest
We could do the best Inforooster from West Hartford- me, Juggs or Kev- but I'd be an obvious win so that wouldn't be fair.
I can't even win this award in my own thread? I know I'm so unnoticeable haha. Most Unnoticebale but regularly posting? I think I'd be the dark horse in this one. Everyone loves an underdog.
Favorite New Poster (Joined within last 2 years) Glennron MC Alberto Basalm Flanzo Mr. Belgian Manders Bonzai Jackson Postjack
Favorite Gimmick Taft- Posting as the 27th president of the United States Mr. Belgian Manders- That whole "European" thing Madman Pondo- White Flava Flav Cursedlono- Graduate Student on a bunch of drugs who just forgot what punctuation was Sproat- (Honestly kind of afraid to pick something here)
Joined: May 2010
Just sayin'. I will be running a campaign at the brunch and it WILL involve a smear ad against Jackson and MC. quack those guys. Boom.
I want Brian to board here as much as the next fun-lovin inforooer, but I've played Sproat in words with friends, and that's a binding proof of personhood.
