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Please tell me you aren't actually a doctor. For you to be that cute and brilliant just wouldn't be fair to the rest of us.
"Cute" is not a word that describes Daniroo...she might've been "cute" in 3rd grade; now she's simply gorgeous. And brilliant. And charming and lovely. Yeah, you need to meet her so you can find your own adjectives of awesomeness to describe her.
Wait holyf*ckingsh*t do you work for a vineyard/winery?
I'm a biodynamics consultant, vineyard manager and I help distributors bring in and sell wine (currently, distributors are taking up most of my time).
I just love it when you do this!! Its so wonderful to see the guys just stupified about something that most of us girls already knew about you. Gorgeous, brilliant and sweet as sugar also - perfect combination!
eep! I don't know if I'm the right pick for host. I'm not on here nearly enough and I get easily confused by all the name changes (I AM a blonde, ya know?).
And seriously, I know the VIP group I camp with and then a few of the people who have been around awhile. I may know who you are IRL/on FB and never figure out who you are on the board. I just don't make that connection easily.
I am also not very funny. At all. Unless you like penis jokes. Then I got lots.
/not really.
And I nominate Holls as Grammar Teacher. She is the standard bearer for the sacred MLS Handbook!
I'm a biodynamics consultant, vineyard manager and I help distributors bring in and sell wine (currently, distributors are taking up most of my time).
I just love it when you do this!! Its so wonderful to see the guys just stupified about something that most of us girls already knew about you. Gorgeous, brilliant and sweet as sugar also - perfect combination!
Why thank you! But I think of myself as a grape farmer and professional drunk. Remember - Wine is how classy people get sh*tfaced.
And it isn't really glamorous to come home covered in manure and wine stains - doesn't really get Ron's blood pumping.
Remember - Wine is how classy people get sh*tfaced.
Not just classy people:
My God, I need to get a hold of some Buckfast:
"In Scotland, Buckfast is associated with drinkers who are prone to committing anti-social behaviour when drunk, especially drinkers under 18 years old. Its high strength (15% ABV/14.8% in the Republic of Ireland), relatively low price and sweetness are characteristics that are thought to appeal to underage drinkers.[5] The drink also has a very high caffeine content, with each 750ml bottle containing the equivalent of eight cans of cola.[6]"
"Due to its notoriety, the drink has also entered the popular culture lexicon in Scotland leading to nicknames, such as "Wreck the Hoose Juice", "Commotion Lotion" and "Mrs. Brown".[3] Other nicknames are "Bucky", "Lurgan Champagne", "Buckie Baracas", "Sauce" and "Coatbridge Table Wine"."
WRECK THE HOOSE JUICE.
Oh.My.Gah. I must get this stuff.
Last year, I had jugs of a concoction known as "humping juice," but fark all that, WRECK THE HOOSE JOOSE is my new favorite name for all things drinkable and also flammable.
God, my friends are going to get really tired me screaming this.
Ah hahahahahahaha, I forgot, I'm going to NOFX tonight; a perfect night to get WRECK THE HOOSE JOOSE drunk!
I like how Ireland drew the line at 15% ABV. 14.8% is a nice, wholesome amount of alcohol. 15% is for cretins. After all, us Irish have standards, you know.
I'm just gonna go ahead and nom nom nominate myself for Queen of Brunch.
Nay, To call yourself a "Queen" sells yourself short. I'd call you "The Empress of all Time, Space, and Reality of all Inforoo Brunches for all of Bonnaroo's Eternity."
Post by Alberto Balsalm on Jan 25, 2012 13:50:12 GMT -5
Wow how have I missed this thread. Just read through the whole thing and this is GOLD. Some hilarious posts in here. The best one being Jess freaking out and ragequitting. (I feel the hilarity of that post went a little under appreciated by the way)
You know you missed him, Juggs. I bet you sat in a dark room blastin' Phish bootlegs, and wipin' tears away with print outs of his posts fer the last few days while he was away from the board.
Its so wonderful to see the guys just stupified about something that most of us girls already knew about you. Gorgeous, brilliant and sweet as sugar also - perfect combination!
