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Word of advice. Don't go back & reread this thread after having abdominal surgery. I just had to break down & take medication because I hurt so much from laughing. This is right up there as my favorite thread on this board.
I randomly saw ITM on the streets of Chicago tonight while I was out for a run and pretty gross looking. He asked if I wanted some of his leftovers. I'm not usually someone who eats my own leftovers but I said sure since I live here and have a fridge. I asked him if he wanted to grab a beer and he said no and he didn't have cash on him. Then he called me a bum and walked away.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this one. Because it hurts to laugh right now. Nothing like leaving for Bonnaroo with popped stitches.
first couple of songs were mildly interesting, then Allen Stone came out for an excruciatingly lengthy rendition of "The Thrill Is Gone". That performance will go down as my second worst Bonnaroo memory ever, beaten only by the time in 2004 when my car got stuck in the mud in the pouring down rain while trying to leave Sunday night.
then when the guy from Third Eye Blind came out and did Ring of Fire. OK I shit you not, when i was in college we took a roadtrip to see our friend in Savannah. Day drank Jim Beam for several hours then we went to this karaoke bar and I did double jagermeister shots all night long. I was like some kind of miracle alcoholic android that night, the bartenders would all gather around every time I would order a budweiser and a double jagermeister shot and watch me take the shot down. later that night me and my comrades walked some crying stranger girl we found in the street back to her hotel, and then the hotel people didn't take to kindly to us so we stole this big pewter bowl of candy they had and ran away, then we threw the pewter bowl at some building and set off an alarm so we ran away from there too, ended up getting a room at the Thunderbird Inn because I was "tired of sleeping on the floor at fucking so-and-so's house this is bullshit i'm sleeping in a fucking bed", but when we checked into the inn at like 5am we just started screaming and throwing mattresses around before passing out, and I know we passed out but I also know there was a pounding at the door and we got kicked out. i don't remember exactly the order of events at the Thunderbird Inn.
backing up at that karaoke bar after the double jager shots I did "Ring of Fire" and straight killed that shit. Dude from Third Eye Blind was awful.
i left after that. maybe after i left justin timberlake came out and did "Dick In A Box" and I would hate to have missed that, but the first hour of the Superjam did not convince me to stick around.
first couple of songs were mildly interesting, then Allen Stone came out for an excruciatingly lengthy rendition of "The Thrill Is Gone". That performance will go down as my second worst Bonnaroo memory ever, beaten only by the time in 2004 when my car got stuck in the mud in the pouring down rain while trying to leave Sunday night.
then when the guy from Third Eye Blind came out and did Ring of Fire. OK I shit you not, when i was in college we took a roadtrip to see our friend in Savannah. Day drank Jim Beam for several hours then we went to this karaoke bar and I did double jagermeister shots all night long. I was like some kind of miracle alcoholic android that night, the bartenders would all gather around every time I would order a budweiser and a double jagermeister shot and watch me take the shot down. later that night me and my comrades walked some crying stranger girl we found in the street back to her hotel, and then the hotel people didn't take to kindly to us so we stole this big pewter bowl of candy they had and ran away, then we threw the pewter bowl at some building and set off an alarm so we ran away from there too, ended up getting a room at the Thunderbird Inn because I was "tired of sleeping on the floor at fucking so-and-so's house this is bullshit i'm sleeping in a fucking bed", but when we checked into the inn at like 5am we just started screaming and throwing mattresses around before passing out, and I know we passed out but I also know there was a pounding at the door and we got kicked out. i don't remember exactly the order of events at the Thunderbird Inn.
backing up at that karaoke bar after the double jager shots I did "Ring of Fire" and straight killed that shit. Dude from Third Eye Blind was awful.
i left after that. maybe after i left justin timberlake came out and did "Dick In A Box" and I would hate to have missed that, but the first hour of the Superjam did not convince me to stick around.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
They could be blind and like loud noises. Such a sightist thing to say. Expand your worldview.
I saw this thread come up in Recent Threads and the first thing I did was bet myself ten bucks that it was because you had quoted this post from billy. Thank you for not disappointing.
I saw this thread come up in Recent Threads and the first thing I did was bet myself ten bucks that it was because you had quoted this post from billy. Thank you for not disappointing.
I saw this thread come up in Recent Threads and the first thing I did was bet myself ten bucks that it was because you had quoted this post from billy. Thank you for not disappointing.
Hillary is like U2, a seasoned headliner who will put on a solid show but no one really wants on the the lineup, but everyone will show up to their set anyways and leave relatively happily.
Trump is the ICP of headliners. Absolutely no festival wants them, so they have to make their own festival with SUPER devoted fans who like to demean women.
Regardless of who wins, I hope they turn out to be great during their Presidency because, in the end, that benefits me more than being right about what I thought their Presidency would be.
If I'm 50 years old and passionately arguing in favor of racist and xenophobic deportation policies as evinced by a political candidate who most closely resembles an overstuffed bag of moldering oranges on a message board dedicated to a flailing and decrepit music festival, you all have my permission to take me out and shoot me in the spine. Shoot me twice if I'm showing outward support for a musical abomination like Grouplove.
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