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it's a warm day in sunny phoenix and our hero slowly sips his gin as the sun finally rises above the rocky outline to the north. It's bright, blinding almost; thank god the hangover means his sunglasses were already on. valley of the sun no doubt.
He slowly looks down the list of the suspect's priors. some remind of him of his own youth, the salad days and the wild nights. others cause his eyes to squint slightly; a furrow arising in his brow along well-worn lines. maybe it's the headache. maybe it's creed.
There are some telling clues to be had here; Pearl Jam seated right up top. No code, number one with a bullet, a shiny hollow point like the ones in our hero's revolver, that he lazily swings around his finger before downing another finger of gin. "That's fucking interesting man" he thinks to himself.
He scans further down the list...The Bends, Rage, Tragic Kingdom, Blue. Lots of the stuff on his rap sheet could have been culled from a list of SPIN's 90's darlings. Couldn't be a girl, our hero thinks, "More women have loved me than Phish. And I'm not counting the madams."
No, this is a suspect who got his first taste of the game from the local college or alt-rock station, which opened his eyes to the geetar. Then he raided his dad's crates for the Floyd, Zeppelin, Hendrix - the usual suspects. Probably that Petty album too. Our hero remembers wildflowers,and not the ones that poke out of the cracked pavement between the dry roads of this desert town. None of our hero's friends sang it's good to be king with him; they didn't know it. That was Petty before Mary Jane. kids didn't care unless their parents did. "Maybe the suspect is older than I give him credit" he shrugs. He sits up in his chair before he slumps away to sleep.
Our hero shakes his head. "fucking monster." R.E.M. Radiohead. picked the rockers. "Seems our suspect is locked in the punch."
The punk and post punk revival - probably came into his own as he neared the end of high school or got to college. found napster. Lots of against me! here. Our hero can abide that sentiment - that's how feels about the world. Another slug of gin, and he slams the glass on the desk and holsters his gun.
Probably got stoned with some college co-ed listening to sublime and woo'd her to bed with that postal service album. "She musta been one in a million..." Our hero whispers, sarcastically wistful. He frowns and spins in his chair away from the window to his desk. His forehead hits the desk with a thud and he stares at the worn oak below, his head not hurting as much as the sentiment.
"Let's run through this again." Another quick scan. Hmm. Our Lady Peace and Tragically Hip? Could be canadian. not enough hip for Tripperfish. not enough garage noise for Boner. Our hero doesn't know any more canadians. "maybe I do - ha!" he drunkenly laughs to himself. "who gives a shit. this list probably belongs to someone from florida. We got enough of those assholes around here." He pours himself another finger of gin, toasting FloridaMan.
He pauses, glass to his lips, drops of gin hitting his desk as something catches his eye. Two Cow Garage? People like them outside of Ohio? How does a small time alt-country band sneak onto this list. The pros woulda used a big timer like Uncle Tupelo, Whiskeytown. Young guys might have copped to an early Wilco or Jacksonville City Nights. This looks local. Our hero closes his eyes. Ohio.
Really trying to make late night movies a feature I guess. What a fucking party. Stay up late, watch some movies, maybe mom will make us some brownies!
He let her give him the side hug. She left the hand drift down and she grabbed an entire handful of his ass. She has also grabbed the pecs of both him and his partner.
Update: She left to go back with her friends after one spoke to her. About ten minutes later, she came back, went for the side hug again and then transitioned to the ass grab again. The cop took a step back and warned her about hands. She went back to the side hug for a second before a friend came and led her away by the arm. Fucking hilarious.
She's moved on from him and is dancing down the sidewalk trying to get everyone who passes her to dance with her. I talked to the cops for a second. They're just confused as to why her friends are letting her go.
That Eminem tracklist is the most embarassing thing he’s ever put out, soon to be topped only by Revival itself. Jesus.
I think dude's midlife crisis just didn't end. Like when Dad comes down from his last bender and says that he found God so he quits the coke but now he wants to take you to Vacation Bible Skool and insists that this one's cool because they play rap music, it just happens to be about Jesus. He apologizes a lot now. And for some reason he wears a backwards baseball cap and calls you "champ" and wants the family to eat healthy so he makes burnt as fuck chicken teriyaki every other night and you notice the effort he's making but deep down inside you long for the days when you would both just eat leftover McDonalds while pretending the airplanes in the night sky were shooting directly at you because Dad was sure he was on a list, which he probably was.
I think this album is gonna be something like that, but worse.
The purpose of this letter is to notify you that we are terminating our costume opinion engagement. The objective of the engagement was to determine if either a bat costume or owl costume (the costumes) was appropriate for intended usage in certain situations. Our engagement covered the period December 27, 2017 at 11:16am CST to December 27, 2017 at 12:15pm CST. We have terminated our engagement because we did not identify either the bat costume or owl costume as being appropriate for the given situations.
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1. Made inquiries of management and other personnel regarding the intended usage of the proposed costumes. 2. Identified the situations in which the costume would be used, which included, but was not limited to, inforoo gatherings, late night disco parties, drinking, hanging out, having fun, and/or living life. 3. Developed a projection for the above identified situations to determine which, if any, of the costumes are considered appropriate for the intended usage.
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maybe you don't enjoy extra money in your paychecks but I certainly do. most folks probably don't notice though b/c of direct deposit. it's there. at the end of the day i consider keeping more of the money i earned "winning"
you don't think it would be good for a doctor performing remote surgery to have a higher bandwidth then say a guy browsing FB?
i mean the word on tele was that we'd be at war by now. so the sky was in fact not falling. yes no results as of now but its a starting point. all that was achieved from our previous policy of "strategic patience" was only allowing NK to further develop its weapons program. Do i think the pres should be out saying what a great guy Kim is, NO WAY! but at the same time i know that's his personality, anyone in the room with trump that says nice things is a Great person and anyone who says things he doesn't like is a "dog".
Lmao. Yes....surgeons around the world are struggling to perform appendectomy because I'm on pornhub too much.
