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garageland
Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Oldest living hipster
Where are they having sex that they need traction? I mean I guess if you are in a swing or on a slippery floor, but I would think the surface materials to need traction in special socks have to be limited. Also, wouldn't that mean you planned to be on a surface where you'd need these? Also, do you already have them on before the obviously planned sexing or do you stop mid-whatever and be like... Wait, I need my special Clap Socks for ultimate traction.
I might have spent too much time thinking about this one.
Where are they having sex that they need traction? I mean I guess if you are in a swing or on a slippery floor, but I would think the surface materials to need traction in special socks have to be limited. Also, wouldn't that mean you planned to be on a surface where you'd need these? Also, do you already have them on before the obviously planned sexing or do you stop mid-whatever and be like... Wait, I need my special Clap Socks for ultimate traction.
I might have spent too much time thinking about this one.
Where are they having sex that they need traction? I mean I guess if you are in a swing or on a slippery floor, but I would think the surface materials to need traction in special socks have to be limited. Also, wouldn't that mean you planned to be on a surface where you'd need these? Also, do you already have them on before the obviously planned sexing or do you stop mid-whatever and be like... Wait, I need my special Clap Socks for ultimate traction.
I might have spent too much time thinking about this one.
Shower most likely
That is even worse. Wet, soggy, traction SOCKS in the shower? Sounds like a totally not fun time.
Where are they having sex that they need traction? I mean I guess if you are in a swing or on a slippery floor, but I would think the surface materials to need traction in special socks have to be limited. Also, wouldn't that mean you planned to be on a surface where you'd need these? Also, do you already have them on before the obviously planned sexing or do you stop mid-whatever and be like... Wait, I need my special Clap Socks for ultimate traction.
I might have spent too much time thinking about this one.
My floors are pretty slick. But it is nothing a wide toe stance won't cure. Keep the Clap away from me.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Vieux
Global Moderator Moderator Goddess Extraordinaire
Where are they having sex that they need traction? I mean I guess if you are in a swing or on a slippery floor, but I would think the surface materials to need traction in special socks have to be limited. Also, wouldn't that mean you planned to be on a surface where you'd need these? Also, do you already have them on before the obviously planned sexing or do you stop mid-whatever and be like... Wait, I need my special Clap Socks for ultimate traction.
I might have spent too much time thinking about this one.
My floors are pretty slick. But it is nothing a wide toe stance won't cure. Keep the Clap away from me.
Where are they having sex that they need traction? I mean I guess if you are in a swing or on a slippery floor, but I would think the surface materials to need traction in special socks have to be limited. Also, wouldn't that mean you planned to be on a surface where you'd need these? Also, do you already have them on before the obviously planned sexing or do you stop mid-whatever and be like... Wait, I need my special Clap Socks for ultimate traction.
I might have spent too much time thinking about this one.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Vieux
Global Moderator Moderator Goddess Extraordinaire
The sock questions is situational. Y'all who have definitive answers need some variety in your life.
I took it as your partner(s) asks and you're stating your preference. I doubt too many of us are actually going to decline to have sex with someone based on whether they are or are not wearing socks.
The sock questions is situational. Y'all who have definitive answers need some variety in your life.
I took it as your partner(s) asks and you're stating your preference. I doubt too many of us are actually going to decline to have sex with someone based on whether they are or are not wearing socks.
Except maybe those sock cleats.
My festie bestie kicked a dude out of bed and dumped him because of the way his feet looked. Maybe if he kept his socks on they would still be together? Probably not, she's finnicky. But still, I think you are misjudging people. People are judgmental AF.
The sock questions is situational. Y'all who have definitive answers need some variety in your life.
I took it as your partner(s) asks and you're stating your preference. I doubt too many of us are actually going to decline to have sex with someone based on whether they are or are not wearing socks.
Except maybe those sock cleats.
You know, I think I am going to recant my previous stance on the cleat socks. If someone pulls out some special traction socks I may wanna be a part of whatever action they are about to serve up.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Vieux
Global Moderator Moderator Goddess Extraordinaire
I took it as your partner(s) asks and you're stating your preference. I doubt too many of us are actually going to decline to have sex with someone based on whether they are or are not wearing socks.
Except maybe those sock cleats.
You know, I think I am going to recant my previous stance on the cleat socks. If someone pulls out some special traction socks I may wanna be a part of whatever action they are about to serve up.
I mean, yeah. I can't disagree with that. Plus, you know you are going to be in for an adventure.
I took it as your partner(s) asks and you're stating your preference. I doubt too many of us are actually going to decline to have sex with someone based on whether they are or are not wearing socks.
Except maybe those sock cleats.
You know, I think I am going to recant my previous stance on the cleat socks. If someone pulls out some special traction socks I may wanna be a part of whatever action they are about to serve up.
Or they're the type of people that wear driving gloves.
You know, I think I am going to recant my previous stance on the cleat socks. If someone pulls out some special traction socks I may wanna be a part of whatever action they are about to serve up.
Or they're the type of people that wear driving gloves.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
