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Post by Black Dynamite on Mar 25, 2013 14:55:52 GMT -5
Every poster here is making such a compelling argument... idk. I guess the easiest way to do this would be to have every body post a naked picture with and with out socks on. It's the only way.
Except for the guys. You all look stupid both ways.
I vote a bathtub full of water. A shower or water running if fine, but when it's full it grosses me out...Ditto to hot tubs.
Word to that. I second leather couches as well, I don't like them in general so getting busy on one does not sound appealing. Also, shower stalls are pretty lame.
For me, it's usually any situation in which I'm standing. I enjoy it and all, I'm just too damn tall 99% of the time.
As for an actual surface? It's by far linoleum flooring (like a kitchen or bathroom floor). That ish is so cold...
Do yoga and build up your back muscles, there's no such thing as "too tall" for standing sex, if you get what I mean.
Edit: and "what I meant" was not d*ck size.
Oh I've got you, but for example: This weekend I was making sweet, sweet love in the shower. Now if your plan is just drop the kids off and run, standing sex is great. But once I start going 5-10 minutes I start cramping up all over the place and stop enjoying it. If she's on her back, and I'm standing, I'm good to go. But 6"2' and 5"4' makes for a serious endurance challange.
Do yoga and build up your back muscles, there's no such thing as "too tall" for standing sex, if you get what I mean.
Edit: and "what I meant" was not d*ck size.
Oh I've got you, but for example: This weekend I was making sweet, sweet love in the shower. Now if your plan is just drop the kids off and run, standing sex is great. But once I start going 5-10 minutes I start cramping up all over the place and stop enjoying it. If she's on her back, and I'm standing, I'm good to go. But 6"2' and 5"4' makes for a serious endurance challange.
I'm not even embarrassed to say I had this problem, except I'm 5'9" and she was 6' or maybe 6'1. Obviously the pieces being flipped makes what worked for me not likely to work for you, I always just used shower time as a precursor to the main event.
Sort of related: It's pretty comical when the Indiglo feature of your watch keeps lighting up from the button hitting your back of your hand, and since "comical" is never an adjective you want associated with sex, it's best to pop that thing off.
EDIT: Then again, maybe only cheap watches have Indiglo and I've just outed myself as a buyer of cheap watches.
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Oh I've got you, but for example: This weekend I was making sweet, sweet love in the shower. Now if your plan is just drop the kids off and run, standing sex is great. But once I start going 5-10 minutes I start cramping up all over the place and stop enjoying it. If she's on her back, and I'm standing, I'm good to go. But 6"2' and 5"4' makes for a serious endurance challange.
I'm not even embarrassed to say I had this problem, except I'm 5'9" and she was 6' or maybe 6'1. Obviously the pieces being flipped makes what worked for me not likely to work for you, I always just used shower time as a precursor to the main event.
"I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant Like six five" -George Costanza
It's okay dude, I didn't have an adult watch until my ex g/f bought me a really nice one and I still never wore it. Then she dumped me and asked for it back, so now I wear it out of spite.
Spite is the biggest motivator in my arsenal, I think.
It's okay dude, I didn't have an adult watch until my ex g/f bought me a really night one and I still never wore it. Then she dumped me and asked for it back, so now I wear it out of spite.
Spite is the biggest motivator in my arsenal, I think.
Yeah yeah see if I tell you what time it is if we ever happen to meet during a power outage.
Post by Od Lid Johnny on Mar 25, 2013 15:37:12 GMT -5
Damn proboards on IPhone. Can't even see the survey or vote on it.
But I am not concerned about whether I have them on or not. She however must remove hers, unless she is wearing knee high boots. Hard to suck upon them toes through the sock.
It's okay dude, I didn't have an adult watch until my ex g/f bought me a really night one and I still never wore it. Then she dumped me and asked for it back, so now I wear it out of spite.
Spite is the biggest motivator in my arsenal, I think.
She really asked for the watch back? That's pretty shitty.
It's okay dude, I didn't have an adult watch until my ex g/f bought me a really night one and I still never wore it. Then she dumped me and asked for it back, so now I wear it out of spite.
Spite is the biggest motivator in my arsenal, I think.
Yeah yeah see if I tell you what time it is if we ever happen to meet during a power outage.
You'd probably be too busy talking about love or flowers or some other bullsh*t.
It's okay dude, I didn't have an adult watch until my ex g/f bought me a really night one and I still never wore it. Then she dumped me and asked for it back, so now I wear it out of spite.
Spite is the biggest motivator in my arsenal, I think.
Yeah yeah see if I tell you what time it is if we ever happen to meet during a power outage.
Haha I'd just lay in the fetal position whimpering until the power came back, so in that situation time would be of little importance to me.
It's okay dude, I didn't have an adult watch until my ex g/f bought me a really night one and I still never wore it. Then she dumped me and asked for it back, so now I wear it out of spite.
Spite is the biggest motivator in my arsenal, I think.
She really asked for the watch back? That's pretty shizzy.
She asked for the watch back, then diverted a package that was my anniversary present (a really nice Canon digital camera) so it never showed up at my place.
This was after I took her out for an entire weekend and spent a LOT of money (too embarrassed to say, actually) on dinners, a Broadway show, jewelry, etc., all for her to dump me at the dinner Sunday night, which was Valentines day...and our anniversary.
(And knee highs)
