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Well at the time we didnt know what they were named. We also werent aware that there was purposely not a single private area in the club. If you were gonna f*ck, you were forced to do it where people could watch.
There was also this time I was travelling north of the wall, and we captured this wildling girl. I got separated from my buddies and got lost with her. Had to sleep with her for warmth, and had some morning wood poke her in the morning. Awkward.
Pretty weird, but there's also pictures of her online
We toured the entire place. The Dungeon room was nuts! Some of the shiz in there could kill someone.
The tranny part of the story happened in the Fountain Room and my limp weenie failure happened in the Voyeur Room.
You had to expect onlookers in The Voyeur Room.
There's something to be said for porn stars. I know I would never be able to do performance sex. For an audience I mean. Sometimes it's cool to perform for a very limited audience but a group is a whole 'nother thing.
I once took a co-worker to a swingers club when I lived in Vegas. I think the name was Green Door or something. Anyways, the place is huge, 2 stories, different themed rooms everywhere. It was like a Monday night, kinda slow. We head upstairs and are immediately approached by another couple. It's this old dude wearing nothing but a robe (they handed them out to people wanting to be naked) and his girl who was topless wearing only leather pants and had her huge fake ta-tas pierced. They ask us if we want to "party" with them. Having been both of ours first time to a place like this, we declined as we wanted to get acclimated first. They then asked us if we'd like to watch them. We shrugged our shoulders and said sure. So we follow them to this back corner room where its like a changing room with a bed inside, and then a bench just outside for people to watch. It was very dark and the only light was the city lights gleaming through a blacked out window over the bed. They start doing their thing in the room while me and my co-worker fool around on the bench about 10ft from their bed. We're watching them go at it (granted all we can really see are silhouettes). She's blowing him for a while, then he slides her leather pants off, and all the sudden HE starts blowing HER. We're both like "WTF!" and sure enough, you can see the outline of this chicks weenie in the window and him blowing her. At that point we're obviously turned off, and just keep our attention on each other. She blows me for a while, but a crowd of single mexicans start watching so she gets uncomfortable. Eventually the dude and his tranny wrap up (after banging each other in the butt a few times, which we refused to watch). The dude comes up to me and is like "Man, that was great, you ever been with a tranny?" and I'm all like "uhhhhhhhh, NOPE!". He tries multiple times to get me to Quack his tranny GF but I politely refuse. Me and the co-worker eventually try to sneak off into a back room without anyone seeing us, since we she was one of the only girls in the club that night. We think we've lost all the creepo single men and start going at it in this dressing room type deal with only a pull curtain as a door (there were no PRIVATE room in the club). I'm doing my thing when all the sudden i look up at the mirror over the bed and I see about 10 heads peaking through the curtains watching us. I immediately go limp, followed by a bunch of "BOOOOOOOOOO'S" from the spectators. One guy is even yelling "well if you're not gonna Quack her, can i?". This obviously really creeped her out so we ended up just getting dressed and leaving.
Yup, thats probably the craziest sex story I've got.
EDIT: Found the swingers club website we went to so you can see what it looks like on the inside. Obviously NSFW. www.greendoorlasvegas.com/
Well I swore I was done with Vegas after my last trip.....but you have managed to pull me back in for at least one more time
Post by Od Lid Johnny on Mar 28, 2013 9:14:32 GMT -5
I have had a couple run ins while hitchin'.
On the day after Christmas when the tsunami hit Myanmar, I was in Des Moines catching a ride. This old man in a van picks me up. He looked probably 75 on a good day. We head east towards Davenport and make it about 10 miles down the highway and he pulls in to a gas station to get oil. Seems odd since I was at a truck stop when I caught the ride. The old man gets back in and we get moving down the road. We start talking to pass the time. He would laugh after everything he said. Then he would laugh and pat my leg. Then he laughed and rubbed my leg. Then proceeded to say "By the way, I'm gay. You trying to make some money?" This doesn't totally catch me off guard as I had been approached multiple times in the past. I politely say no and point to the next exit. He begins apologizing and acting real embarrassed, then takes the exit. As soon as I grab my bag and exit the van, I get a ride from a man, wife traveling and get a long ride away from that place.
Another time in Barstow, CA I was trying to get a ride towards Bakersfield. This young scraggly trucker comes up asking where I'm headed. He says he is headed to LA. Then he asks if I want my d s'd. Caught off guard, I laughingly say no. Then he says, "You don't want your d s'd? That's f'd up."
Post by Black Dynamite on Mar 28, 2013 9:34:55 GMT -5
I wasn't going to post mine because I thought I would be looked down upon and embarrassed, so thanks Phi.
Me and my first "serious" gf were hooking up and then she asks me out of the blue if I could tie her up. So I said sure. I tie her up, we get down to business, and right as we finish up, I go to the bathroom real quick to unleash a piss stream of razer blades (guys you know what I'm talking about). As I'm in the bathroom, try to force out a piss, I hear the front door of my house open. We were in the basement, the door to the basement was 3 feet in front of the front door, and my bed was directly at the bottom of the steps. My Dad opens the basement door immediatly after coming into the house, and starts to come downstairs. His vision was obstructed by a ledge that hangs down all the way until he got to the bottom few steps. That was the day my dad saw my gf naked, sprawled out, and tied up to my bed. He quickly ran up the stairs and we never spoke of the situation haha.
I want to hear about everyone's biggest sex mishap. I'll start with my ex's. He crashed into a parked car while having sex in downtown.
How about one of yours?
I don't really have any elaborate stories.... I did make an accidental baby. I've broken two beds. I broke a laptop from kicking it off the counter. I like being choked, and I passed out from it one time. Hahaha Once I woke up we continued.
I don't really have any elaborate stories.... I did make an accidental baby. I've broken two beds. I broke a laptop from kicking it off the counter. I like being choked, and I passed out from it one time. Hahaha Once I woke up we continued.
I don't care if Phi has the yikes award, you might just have just won this whole thread
I don't really have any elaborate stories.... I did make an accidental baby. I've broken two beds. I broke a laptop from kicking it off the counter. I like being choked, and I passed out from it one time. Hahaha Once I woke up we continued.
I dont have any great stories either... although I guess that is a good thing?? I am in the multiple bed breaker club though as well....now i feel like im in the priest club... or maybe i gave up sex for lent and didnt realize it??
I don't really have any elaborate stories.... I did make an accidental baby. I've broken two beds. I broke a laptop from kicking it off the counter. I like being choked, and I passed out from it one time. Hahaha Once I woke up we continued.
First of all... wonderful response haha.
Second of all, that reminds me of something. My gf and I were kissing standing up, and it started to pick up pretty quick. We were standing right in front of a couch. On this couch was my guitar (it always sits next to me). She goes to sit down directly on top of my guitar without noticing it's behind her and just instinctually threw her aside. I meant to just stop her or move her aside, but it resulted in me tossing her 6 feet to the left, screaming NOOOOOO! and hugging my guitar all in a 1 second timeframe. We couldn't help but laugh hysterically.
I don't really have any elaborate stories.... I did make an accidental baby. I've broken two beds. I broke a laptop from kicking it off the counter. I like being choked, and I passed out from it one time. Hahaha Once I woke up we continued.
I don't really have any elaborate stories.... I did make an accidental baby. I've broken two beds. I broke a laptop from kicking it off the counter. I like being choked, and I passed out from it one time. Hahaha Once I woke up we continued.
