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Fawnmart and I once house sat for friends who actually had their house on the cover of one of those mags that make everyone envious about it. They had a shower that rivaled something from ancient Rome. It was awesome shower sex but I don't think we're going to spring for the $25k it probably costs.
Since we've moved on to other accessories...I never know what to do with my glasses.
Agreed! If I have them on, I always want them off, but it's awkward stopping to take them off. If I'm not already naked (ie. the morning or shower) I take them off while my clothes are being taken off.
I'm soooooo blind without my glasses (or if my contacts are on this is null) - I need another vote on basically blind sex
Agreed! If I have them on, I always want them off, but it's awkward stopping to take them off. If I'm not already naked (ie. the morning or shower) I take them off while my clothes are being taken off.
I'm soooooo blind without my glasses (or if my contacts are on this is null) - I need another vote on basically blind sex
Bandeto, losing one sense heightens the others so you're essentially winning on this deal.
I'm soooooo blind without my glasses (or if my contacts are on this is null) - I need another vote on basically blind sex
Bandeto, losing one sense heightens the others so you're essentially winning on this deal.
I did sensory deprivation tanks for a couple of years. I always wanted to try sex in the tank but it was a no no. You could learn how to ski and play tennis, but no sex
Here's a question for you all - how do you feel about tickling? I had a bf once who loved to tickle me during foreplay. Problem is I have a serious aversion to tickling; I HATE it and it makes me want to run and hide in a closet and cry.
I'm ticklish = Not sexy. I squirm, scream and even kick. Random flirting, MAYBE. Foreplay? No way.
Boring. It's so totally foreplay.
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I want to hear about everyone's biggest sex mishap. I'll start with my ex's. He crashed into a parked car while having sex in downtown.
Having her parents walk in midway through so you have to pick her up and run with her while still inside is an obstacle course that's no fun. Running with your pants down around your ankles is bad enough, but when you're also carrying a girl mid-intercourse, impossible. Somehow I avoided the parents, but dropping the girl on her back when we reached her room sort of ruined the mood. That's always a go to story when I drink too much.
Post by Roo'adelphia on Mar 27, 2013 16:35:30 GMT -5
Been caught by each on of my girlfriends 3 brothers at different times throughout or relationship. It was back when hormones were raging and every place seemed like a great spot to have sex...lucky they all had a sense of humor because two are older and at least have 60 lbs on me. And apparently the younger one (18 at the time) was scared for a good ammount of time as he got my full frontal in all its glory. Should of dropped the blinds in retrospect.
I want to hear about everyone's biggest sex mishap. I'll start with my ex's. He crashed into a parked car while having sex in downtown.
Having her parents walk in midway through so you have to pick her up and run with her while still inside is an obstacle course that's no fun. Running with your pants down around your ankles is bad enough, but when you're also carrying a girl mid-intercourse, impossible. Somehow I avoided the parents, but dropping the girl on her back when we reached her room sort of ruined the mood. That's always a go to story when I drink too much.
LOL, was she not able to run herself? That seems a much better option!
Having her parents walk in midway through so you have to pick her up and run with her while still inside is an obstacle course that's no fun. Running with your pants down around your ankles is bad enough, but when you're also carrying a girl mid-intercourse, impossible. Somehow I avoided the parents, but dropping the girl on her back when we reached her room sort of ruined the mood. That's always a go to story when I drink too much.
LOL, was she not able to run herself? That seems a much better option!
Haha Idk! I was already in there and I thought it would be quicker just to pick her up like that? I really have no clue.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I once took a co-worker to a swingers club when I lived in Vegas. I think the name was Green Door or something. Anyways, the place is huge, 2 stories, different themed rooms everywhere. It was like a Monday night, kinda slow. We head upstairs and are immediately approached by another couple. It's this old dude wearing nothing but a robe (they handed them out to people wanting to be naked) and his girl who was topless wearing only leather pants and had her huge fake ta-tas pierced. They ask us if we want to "party" with them. Having been both of ours first time to a place like this, we declined as we wanted to get acclimated first. They then asked us if we'd like to watch them. We shrugged our shoulders and said sure. So we follow them to this back corner room where its like a changing room with a bed inside, and then a bench just outside for people to watch. It was very dark and the only light was the city lights gleaming through a blacked out window over the bed. They start doing their thing in the room while me and my co-worker fool around on the bench about 10ft from their bed. We're watching them go at it (granted all we can really see are silhouettes). She's blowing him for a while, then he slides her leather pants off, and all the sudden HE starts blowing HER. We're both like "WTF!" and sure enough, you can see the outline of this chicks weenie in the window and him blowing her. At that point we're obviously turned off, and just keep our attention on each other. She blows me for a while, but a crowd of single mexicans start watching so she gets uncomfortable. Eventually the dude and his tranny wrap up (after banging each other in the butt a few times, which we refused to watch). The dude comes up to me and is like "Man, that was great, you ever been with a tranny?" and I'm all like "uhhhhhhhh, NOPE!". He tries multiple times to get me to Quack his tranny GF but I politely refuse. Me and the co-worker eventually try to sneak off into a back room without anyone seeing us, since we she was one of the only girls in the club that night. We think we've lost all the creepo single men and start going at it in this dressing room type deal with only a pull curtain as a door (there were no PRIVATE room in the club). I'm doing my thing when all the sudden i look up at the mirror over the bed and I see about 10 heads peaking through the curtains watching us. I immediately go limp, followed by a bunch of "BOOOOOOOOOO'S" from the spectators. One guy is even yelling "well if you're not gonna Quack her, can i?". This obviously really creeped her out so we ended up just getting dressed and leaving.
Yup, thats probably the craziest sex story I've got.
EDIT: Found the swingers club website we went to so you can see what it looks like on the inside. Obviously NSFW. www.greendoorlasvegas.com/
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I once took a co-worker to a swingers club when I lived in Vegas. I think the name was Green Door or something. Anyways, the place is huge, 2 stories, different themed rooms everywhere. It was like a Monday night, kinda slow. We head upstairs and are immediately approached by another couple. It's this old dude wearing nothing but a robe (they handed them out to people wanting to be naked) and his girl who was topless wearing only leather pants and had her huge fake ta-tas pierced. They ask us if we want to "party" with them. Having been both of ours first time to a place like this, we declined as we wanted to get acclimated first. They then asked us if we'd like to watch them. We shrugged our shoulders and said sure. So we follow them to this back corner room where its like a changing room with a bed inside, and then a bench just outside for people to watch. It was very dark and the only light was the city lights gleaming through a blacked out window over the bed. They start doing their thing in the room while me and my co-worker fool around on the bench about 10ft from their bed. We're watching them go at it (granted all we can really see are silhouettes). She's blowing him for a while, then he slides her leather pants off, and all the sudden HE starts blowing HER. We're both like "WTF!" and sure enough, you can see the outline of this chicks weenie in the window and him blowing her. At that point we're obviously turned off, and just keep our attention on each other. She blows me for a while, but a crowd of single mexicans start watching so she gets uncomfortable. Eventually the dude and his tranny wrap up (after banging each other in the butt a few times, which we refused to watch). The dude comes up to me and is like "Man, that was great, you ever been with a tranny?" and I'm all like "uhhhhhhhh, NOPE!". He tries multiple times to get me to Quack his tranny GF but I politely refuse. Me and the co-worker eventually try to sneak off into a back room without anyone seeing us, since we she was one of the only girls in the club that night. We think we've lost all the creepo single men and start going at it in this dressing room type deal with only a pull curtain as a door (there were no PRIVATE room in the club). I'm doing my thing when all the sudden i look up at the mirror over the bed and I see about 10 heads peaking through the curtains watching us. I immediately go limp, followed by a bunch of "BOOOOOOOOOO'S" from the spectators. One guy is even yelling "well if you're not gonna Quack her, can i?". This obviously really creeped her out so we ended up just getting dressed and leaving.
Yup, thats probably the craziest sex story I've got.
What's sad is this story doesn't surprise me.
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but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
