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1. How about this!!!!!! I am offer you my job. Cleaning ,fixing ,cutting the grass even I can do relaxing massage for you and for your mom!!!!
2. Subject line: got hard reading this
3. Hey sounds great to me had to hurry berfore you get flagged. I would love to let you sniff my fingers to my cock what ever you need no problem. I would love to pick up you mom and fuck her hard make her cum all over while you listen fuck yes
4. I think it's very respectable that you know exactly what you want and are not afraid to ask for it. I'm James. I am not a "pretty" guy. I have more of a rugged look. I am tall, thin, fit, well-built. I am a career professional. I am currently running the top company in my industry in this town. I am well-read and respected in my field.
I own slacks, ties, shirts, but I also own a backpack and hiking boots. Dogs like me, and obey me. I don't own any pets.
I am extremely confident in flirting with and picking up women. The fact that she is a few years older than me actually works in our favor, because she will likely be extremely enamored simply by the fact that a younger man is hitting on her. I know I will be able to buy her a drink, and then proceed to lead the conversation in directions required for me to pick her up.
The next day is not a problem at all. I am available to pick you up anytime tomorrow, or Saturday. I would like to go out tonight to pick up on your mom because I was planning on going out to pick up an older woman tonight anyhow. I am disease free, I can assure you I will not do or say anything that would compromise the secrecy of your endeavor here, and I'm looking forward to helping you out. I've attached a few pictures, and my phone number is listed below. You can text me if that's easier than email for you, but perhaps email will be easier with your paralysis.
Hope to hear back from you, and if I don't, do be cautious about who you let meet your mother.
-James
5. Ill bring you a video of me and mom and we can watch together
6. Research your mom with you , pick her up somewhere. Bang her so you can hear it. Pick you up the next day and so forth.
1. How about this!!!!!! I am offer you my job. Cleaning ,fixing ,cutting the grass even I can do relaxing massage for you and for your mom!!!!
2. Subject line: got hard reading this
3. Hey sounds great to me had to hurry berfore you get flagged. I would love to let you sniff my fingers to my cock what ever you need no problem. I would love to pick up you mom and fuck her hard make her cum all over while you listen fuck yes
4. I think it's very respectable that you know exactly what you want and are not afraid to ask for it. I'm James. I am not a "pretty" guy. I have more of a rugged look. I am tall, thin, fit, well-built. I am a career professional. I am currently running the top company in my industry in this town. I am well-read and respected in my field.
I own slacks, ties, shirts, but I also own a backpack and hiking boots. Dogs like me, and obey me. I don't own any pets.
I am extremely confident in flirting with and picking up women. The fact that she is a few years older than me actually works in our favor, because she will likely be extremely enamored simply by the fact that a younger man is hitting on her. I know I will be able to buy her a drink, and then proceed to lead the conversation in directions required for me to pick her up.
The next day is not a problem at all. I am available to pick you up anytime tomorrow, or Saturday. I would like to go out tonight to pick up on your mom because I was planning on going out to pick up an older woman tonight anyhow. I am disease free, I can assure you I will not do or say anything that would compromise the secrecy of your endeavor here, and I'm looking forward to helping you out. I've attached a few pictures, and my phone number is listed below. You can text me if that's easier than email for you, but perhaps email will be easier with your paralysis.
Hope to hear back from you, and if I don't, do be cautious about who you let meet your mother.
-James
5. Ill bring you a video of me and mom and we can watch together
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Post by g a b f r a b on Sept 19, 2014 18:46:15 GMT -5
I got back to him and said the mom will be at the show that I'm going to tonight. If he responds I'll try get it arranged. Sometimes I set a meeting between the dude and fake girl and then I go watch him look for her. It's a good pastime. I'm already working on a new ad. It involves huffing Vicks Vapor Rub from someone's asshole and getting jerked into a teddy bear.
Post by g a b f r a b on Sept 20, 2014 16:32:12 GMT -5
I got more responses to that ad than any I've ever done. Must've been over fifty. I had about ten men shave their behinds and pack them with Vicks. I sent multiple dudes tp the same places in Minneapolis and Portland. In Austin I had a guy wandering around under a bridge looking for her. Here's some of the better responses:
1. U sound like a real freak rite on .big plus if u r fat too..
2. Finished shaving, hopefully to your satisfaction (first time I shaved my ass).
Cut to later: What the hell! Where were you? I just walked around the top of the park for over half an hour yeling "pooh!" and whistling the song "deep in the hundred acre woods..."
3. That has to be the weirdest thing I've ever read on here. I mean, I've read about diapers and crossdressers and people into pain and bondage, but cum spiting onto a teddy bear?? I applaud your imagination and I worry that you are somehow free to roam the planet and post strangeness on the internet. I'm as tired as fuck, but I'm smiling at the thought of someone asshuffing Vapor Rub while doing a dutch rudder into a stuffed doll. LOLOLOL
I wonder how many serious responses you will get and how many perverse men are cutting themselves with a bic razor down there. Right. Now. At 1:30 in the morning.
I love you, please marry me! Someone as kinky imaginative as you will make my life seem less dull. Perhaps both our kinky imaginations will mesh into some sort of Lennon-McCartney quality sexual genesis that will completely revolutionize the Internet.
Write back. I'm interested in what you get!
Marc
4. Hey, I showed up, I was a little late (10 min. maybe) had no idea where to look for you. stood by the board at the beginning of the stone arch bridge and never saw anyone holding a teddy bear.
5. this sounds spectacular but i won’t shave my ass…ill shower and scrub all kinds oh fierce? Fuck my ex had a teddy and i would nut something glorious in that bear, your mouth, and god it’d be good to feel a ladies lips on my knob again.
6.Subject line: candy coated teddy bear
Text: I shoot a really big gush so hope you have a good sized bear or gulp a lil down
7. would you be into me pissing on you in return?
8. I'll take the confederate bear since I'm from Georgia.
What happened later on: I sent him to the top of this park that overlooks the city. He brought his dog with. I told him I was hiding in the woods, high on coke, fingering myself watching him, and would only come out if he'd let me suck off the dog. He eventually agreed.
He sent this email the next day: Last night sucked. When I parked a cop pulled up and was eyeballing me. sketched me out. Then I couldn't find you. I thought it was a setup, like me on top of mountain while someone robbed my car or something. Then when you brought up beastieality, I thought you were pranking me. On top of all that I fucked up my knee last night. Just shitty.
You have any more sniff, I could use a line if so.
9. I fucking love it. I'm a total undercover freak as well. I went to a park once with a girl dressed as raggedy Ann n Andy(2am or so) played tag for a minute then fucked on every play structure there.
10. I just shaved and vapores up. My ass is on fire.
Post by g a b f r a b on Dec 19, 2014 17:42:08 GMT -5
Rideshare on CL is awesome. I've had some awkward rides and some cool ones. Wednesday was a cool one. I drove two guys from Portland to Missoula. One brought his juggling pins and it turned out the other could do it too. Normally that might be a bad sign but they were both great guys. They put on a little show for my sis and I when we dropped them off. One guy was a grad student who's busked around the world and would've just hitchhiked if not for the cold. The other was this nice hippie who mostly lives in a jungle shack he made on the Big Island in Hawaii. He plants sweet potatoes but other than that lives off foraged food and occasional farm work. Because of all the fallen fruit in the jungle there's lots of rats but he said a mongoose comes around to eat them. Apparently the lava flow is only four miles from his shack and threatening to cut off his area from the rest of the island. He invited my sister and I to stay with him if the place isn't overrun by lava haha. I loved hearing both of their stories. We played car games for hours and they made a huge chunk of our drive to North Dakota pass by in no time. They didn't even ask to suck my dick. Like I said, rideshare on CL is awesome.
1. Taking a shit right now i can not wipe for you. Also very gassy after the ribs i had for dinner.want me to come over
2. Still looking? Will you fart on me? I'll have a nice dirty butthole when I come over
3. whats the purpose of farting on all your sons stuff and why the poor turtle?
4. Is too funny but I so horny today!!!! Give me directions and will fart on everything!
5. That's fucking gross, does this turn you on? Geez.
6. does the turtle bite?! do you have a pic of the turtle?
7.ive been gassy all day. Ive never got laid or rewarded for farting this could be a great start to the new year please contact me with the location and a picture so I can get my gassy ass to your place !! Thanks happy new year !!
8. happy to help!
can I also fuck your mouth, cum on your face and wash it off with a warm stream of piss?
9. Had lots of homemade pizza the last day or so and the garlic has me stinky !! Where are you located ? Do you have a pic ?
10. Hey, I'll do it but I've already done a poop today. You still have to hook me up right tho
-I asked if he'd drink some coffee to loosen up his innards. His response:
If I drink coffee this late your gonna have one sore pussy in the morning hun. Its your call, if I poop before farts will you let me shower before we go at it? I want to make sure I'm nice and fresh down there, I will be expecting you to sit on my face and then a nice 69! Don't want you to be at all weirded out because fecies just left that area....
1. Taking a shit right now i can not wipe for you. Also very gassy after the ribs i had for dinner.want me to come over
2. Still looking? Will you fart on me? I'll have a nice dirty butthole when I come over
3. whats the purpose of farting on all your sons stuff and why the poor turtle?
4. Is too funny but I so horny today!!!! Give me directions and will fart on everything!
5. That's fucking gross, does this turn you on? Geez.
6. does the turtle bite?! do you have a pic of the turtle?
7.ive been gassy all day. Ive never got laid or rewarded for farting this could be a great start to the new year please contact me with the location and a picture so I can get my gassy ass to your place !! Thanks happy new year !!
8. happy to help!
can I also fuck your mouth, cum on your face and wash it off with a warm stream of piss?
9. Had lots of homemade pizza the last day or so and the garlic has me stinky !! Where are you located ? Do you have a pic ?
10. Hey, I'll do it but I've already done a poop today. You still have to hook me up right tho
-I asked if he'd drink some coffee to loosen up his innards. His response:
If I drink coffee this late your gonna have one sore pussy in the morning hun. Its your call, if I poop before farts will you let me shower before we go at it? I want to make sure I'm nice and fresh down there, I will be expecting you to sit on my face and then a nice 69! Don't want you to be at all weirded out because fecies just left that area....
I'm starting to think the "regular" spoiler alert needs to be neon or some shit so people don't accidentally stumble into this warped shit. But thanks for the update
You clicked on one of g a b f r a b's spoilers thinking....what exactly?
1. I'm 60, I will help you with a couple visits with meds for your goat. Would you be willing to trade sexual favors for your goat meds. Scott
2. I wouldn't lose sleep worrying. I don't believe that the chickens can get worms by eating the segments, it needs to be introduced an another way, like eating mites that eggs in them. It needs an intermediary. But the goat shouldn't be a problem. There are many de wormers out there. Are you serious about needing help? I'm experienced with animals, and not in a sick way.
3. Hi , I can help you with your problem! I have raised goats before and taken care of them and other barn animals.... Can you please send pics of you, not the fecies so I know if this is worth my time and effort?
4. Hi That is the most interesting post. I would be willing to deworm your goat and clean up the feces. Can you tell me where to buy the dewormer? Is this something that is fed to him, or do I have to shove it down his throat or up his butt?
5. How much does de-worming medicine cost? You don't have to have sex with me unless you want to but let's get that goat healthy again. If we do end up fooling around afterwards though I'm down. Mike
6. I can butcher chickens, mow grass, brush goats teeth....it's worth it to me to have some funnnnnnn!!!!!! Let's do this!
7. Cigarette tobacco is a natural de-wormer.
8. that is a strange request but if I'm ever to meet a nice decent woman, i'll have to go out on a limb, I'm w, 47, 6ft, 175, brown/blue, love to please a woman and not selfish, no as for the goat, I'll pick you some meds, it will have to be tomorrow after work, and if you help. i'll clean the yard, lol, not my type of thing, but I want to meet you, have only been with 1 person for the last 14 years
9. Having sex with a goat sounds better than having sex with someone that would write that post. You are truly a stupid slut.
Bonus gold that rolled in later on:
"?POINT, IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ANYONE TO DE/WORM YOUR GOAT, I WILL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO DO THE JOB... I'M AND ER ROOM PHYSICIAN, AND I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE VETINARIAN DOCTORS.. IF YOU DON'T MIND ME COMING OVER AND GETTING SOME FECES SAMPLES, SO I CAN TAKE THEM TO THE VET, SO HE CAN TELL ME WHAT IS NEEDED TO TREAT YOUR GOAT.. THEN I CAN BRING THE MEDICINE TO TREAT THE GOAT...I WILL ALSO RETURN IN A FEW DAYS AND CHECK HIS FECES TO MAKE SURE THE MED IS WORKING.. I HOPE YOU WILL NEED MY SERVICES. I WAS BORN IS CASTILE, SPAIN AND MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE GOATS, SO I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.. BY THE WAY, I'M 6'1"TALL, 185LBS, DDF, AND TALL, TAN AND VERY HANDSOME.. I HOPE YOUR UP FOR? THE CHALLENGE, I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE YOU'VE GIVEN ME.. LET ME KNOW WHEN AND WHERE TO COME TO YOU SO I CAN HELP THE GOAT AND YOU... I'M AVAILABLE TO YOU...I CAN HELP!!!"
"I can be your urban farm helper and you invite me in for a lemonade, you catch me checking you out so you decide to tease me a bunch and notice the bulge in my pants then......"
"Do you have all the tools we need broom, shovels, rope? I could make it out tomorrow afternoon with the medication. Is the goat tame enough to get ahold of? Can i shower at your place when the messy job is done? Anychance of getting dinner out of this? You're going to need me to come by a few times. The chickens probably don't have a hope if they've got parasites. Any chance of getting some photos, goat, you, photos of feces aren't necessary. My photo is attached.
1. I'm 60, I will help you with a couple visits with meds for your goat. Would you be willing to trade sexual favors for your goat meds. Scott
2. I wouldn't lose sleep worrying. I don't believe that the chickens can get worms by eating the segments, it needs to be introduced an another way, like eating mites that eggs in them. It needs an intermediary. But the goat shouldn't be a problem. There are many de wormers out there. Are you serious about needing help? I'm experienced with animals, and not in a sick way.
3. Hi , I can help you with your problem! I have raised goats before and taken care of them and other barn animals.... Can you please send pics of you, not the fecies so I know if this is worth my time and effort?
4. Hi That is the most interesting post. I would be willing to deworm your goat and clean up the feces. Can you tell me where to buy the dewormer? Is this something that is fed to him, or do I have to shove it down his throat or up his butt?
5. How much does de-worming medicine cost? You don't have to have sex with me unless you want to but let's get that goat healthy again. If we do end up fooling around afterwards though I'm down. Mike
6. I can butcher chickens, mow grass, brush goats teeth....it's worth it to me to have some funnnnnnn!!!!!! Let's do this!
7. Cigarette tobacco is a natural de-wormer.
8. that is a strange request but if I'm ever to meet a nice decent woman, i'll have to go out on a limb, I'm w, 47, 6ft, 175, brown/blue, love to please a woman and not selfish, no as for the goat, I'll pick you some meds, it will have to be tomorrow after work, and if you help. i'll clean the yard, lol, not my type of thing, but I want to meet you, have only been with 1 person for the last 14 years
9. Having sex with a goat sounds better than having sex with someone that would write that post. You are truly a stupid slut.
pure gold. I'll get the pills, do I have to shove it up his butt or fees it to him?
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
g a b f r a b
Showerless Shakedown Vendor Sasha Fierce
Post by g a b f r a b on May 4, 2015 3:18:05 GMT -5
Running a great ad right now. 150+ responses. Lots of dads willing to bring their kid to a stranger's house and lock them in the basement while they have sex. Will post it up tomorrow.
Running a great ad right now. 150+ responses. Lots of dads willing to bring their kid to a stranger's house and lock them in the basement while they have sex. Will post it up tomorrow.
This sounds like Dateline w/ Chris Hansen on roids.
Running a great ad right now. 150+ responses. Lots of dads willing to bring their kid to a stranger's house and lock them in the basement while they have sex. Will post it up tomorrow.
This sounds like Dateline w/ Chris Hansen on roids.
Woke up to 45 new responses. These dads are insane. And Jimmy, only one pedophile so far.
"Recently new to being a stay at home dad. I was just laid off from a company that I had been with for 5 years. I've found myself at a park almost everyday last week. The Disney channel is getting old though. I've also got plenty of time to teach my daughter how to ride her first bike!! She's 3 by the way and a beautiful baby. Love her to death. My wife on the other hand, has basically stopped trying on our sex life. Complains about being too tired or some other excuse. My sex life lately consists of me waking her up with a lubed c*ck that slides right in. By the time she realizes what's going on its already in and she goes with it. She says she likes to be woke up. I for once would like someone to come on to me. Maybe even a blowjob to warm me up."
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
