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Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
g a b f r a b
Showerless Shakedown Vendor Sasha Fierce
Nah. 100% pedophile rapist. In case you were confused, the kid gets locked in the basement while the parents have sex upstairs. Let me show ya:
Him: hey i got no son but we can all three play?
Me: Well, he's only 4. You are interested in that? Wasn't thinking he'd be involved!
Him: yeah... are u into it? i got party favors...
Ew ew ew.
Wait can you post the original ad though for context?
I ran a straight and gay version of the ad. The straight is a little different and I'll post it later once I get the responses together. Almost all of the responses came from the straight ad. The pedo was from the gay version:
I've been doing crap like this for almost fifteen years. In that time I've learned that there's an insane amount of pedophiles who'll openly state all they want to do. I have a saved chatlog with a guy who was sick as fuck. My SOP is to give them "my address" (which is always the closest the police department) and then invite them over for play.
Post by g a b f r a b on May 4, 2015 17:52:34 GMT -5
My most responded to ad ever. Well over 200 in under 24 hours. I'm glad I'm never having kids because there's apparently a lot of desperate dads out there. Anyway, probs NSFW.
About 70% of the responses involved bringing their kid over. The rest were guys without kids or ones who only had theirs on the weekend. The best responses:
1. Im Carl, I dont have a kid, but i have a hard cock and i love to play. im here to fix the cable. maybe watch the kid from the window while i eat you out and finger fuck you. Maybe the next day i can play plumber and use my snake on you. lets have some fun while were still young and can.
2. I was seeing if u might like to have a differnt kind of fun. You could lock me in a chastity belt and i could be your private play toy. You could even dress me up do my makeup and all that fun stuff
3. Has your son ever walked in on you while you were playing? How old is he. What would you do if he caught you. When you hive me an honest reply I will show you my Lego....
4. I do not have a kid of my own, but regularly babysit my 5 year old nephew and think connecting like this on a semi regular basis would be REALLY hot! We love leggos and the jungle jim. I hope to hear back soon or in the future.... sounds like we both need a bit more excitement in our lives.
5. Recently new to being a stay at home dad. I was just laid off from a company that I had been with for 5 years. I've found myself at a park almost everyday last week. The Disney channel is getting old though. I've also got plenty of time to teach my daughter how to ride her first bike!! She's 3 by the way and a beautiful baby. Love her to death. My wife on the other hand, has basically stopped trying on our sex life. Complains about being too tired or some other excuse. My sex life lately consists of me waking her up with a lubed cock that slides right in. By the time she realizes what's going on its already in and she goes with it. She says she likes to be woke up. I for once would like someone to come on to me. Maybe even a blowjob to warm me up.
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7. I'm kind of a redneck u could say "have a pretty good sence of humor & a realitively dirty mind lol, what can I say..I'm a guy! My wife of 14yrs is moving out next weekend with my kids to their own place & I'm selling our house & moving into my Rv, she's currentley still here so whatever I do I'm trying to keep on the discreet side for my own sanity until she's moved moved out..for dramas sake, it's a mutual agreement between the two of us but she still gets weirded out when I talk to other females, so now I'm trying to make a few female "friends" this way since I wasn't really allowed to have any, i live here in Vanc wa, own my suburban so I do drive & hopefully whoever I may meet does as well, I smoke cigs, no 420 & quit drinking..had to, was getting out of hand, anyways sorry bout the long story & if I happen to spark your interests hit me back w/pics & I'll do the same. go by dingas "nickname" lol my favorite activitys to do with my kids "I have 4 of them" are hanging out with them & going to their school/cheer functions, if we were to connect I'd have to figure out the kids situation? But it's doable
8. Is it safe to play at your place while the hubby is gone? Seems like a 4 year old kid could be a taddle-tale.
9. Hi, I have a 5 year old granddaughter. I am 51 but look 40 easy. Would love to hook up (There were multiple responses from grandpas offering to bring their grandkids over)
10. Some guy just sent me pictures of a bunch of Star Wars Legos he’d put together and said he’d bring over more. . 11. Can bring you home eat you fuck you while your son watches cartoons
12. Him: hey i got no son but we can all three play?
Me: Well, he's only 4. You are interested in that? Wasn't thinking he'd be involved!
Post by g a b f r a b on May 5, 2015 10:23:35 GMT -5
Another 20+ responses this morning. Confirmed that the guy who said he'd prescribe himself Viagra is indeed a doctor. I didn't know doctors could prescribe themselves Viagra. Anyways, here's a couple good ones:
"I am still waiting to kiss u all over and I mean everywhere" (I had asked if he'd kiss my bootyhole)
"I love to suck and fondling nice breast" Later in the email: "I do know what soap and water is and I take baths daily"
"I would lovw to do u while ur mans gone id make u forget him"
"Hey,
I am 28, work for Nike, I live in Beaverton, and I have this fantasy. Have you come to my place daily, or go to your place daily, and have sex, and every time leave you $200. I want to do this for a year to half a year. Or I can give you a $6000 monthly stipend for the same thing. I don't want a hooker, I want a regular girl. I thought I d ask. I am cute, athletic, successful, just too busy to date. Hope this is not offensive."
Holy god I wish I was a lady. I've had to prostitute myself before but not for six fucking grand. That is insane.
Post by g a b f r a b on Jul 9, 2015 17:21:02 GMT -5
Hey man I got a question and I know this is random but Are you uncircumcised too?? Just saw ur post on cl and I'm debating getting circumsized and wanted to talk to someone else who's not circumcised. Long story short i am and I've always been insecure about it. If you're over 18 I've got a proposition for you (I'll pay for pictures of your junk for really good money that you take and email to me ). Think it will help me to see someone else who's not circumcised and to see what a normal amount of fourskin is since I feel like I have too much thAt will help us both. Let me know if you're up for it. Thanks a ton
I get loads of offers from dudes looking to blow me, eat my ass out, suck them empty while their wife is gone, pay me to fuck them, etc. Getting an offer to showcase my foreskin is a first. Too bad I've been chopped.
Hey man I got a question and I know this is random but Are you uncircumcised too?? Just saw ur post on cl and I'm debating getting circumsized and wanted to talk to someone else who's not circumcised. Long story short i am and I've always been insecure about it. If you're over 18 I've got a proposition for you (I'll pay for pictures of your junk for really good money that you take and email to me ). Think it will help me to see someone else who's not circumcised and to see what a normal amount of fourskin is since I feel like I have too much thAt will help us both. Let me know if you're up for it. Thanks a ton
I get loads of offers from dudes looking to blow me, eat my ass out, suck them empty while their wife is gone, pay me to fuck them, etc. Getting an offer to showcase my foreskin is a first. Too bad I've been chopped.
Ask him how much money and I might be willing to help you out...
I get loads of offers from dudes looking to blow me, eat my ass out, suck them empty while their wife is gone, pay me to fuck them, etc. Getting an offer to showcase my foreskin is a first. Too bad I've been chopped.
Ask him how much money and I might be willing to help you out...
Sent an email. If I hear back then we shall see. I also have a rimjob offer sitting in my inbox in case you need your butt licked.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I get loads of offers from dudes looking to blow me, eat my ass out, suck them empty while their wife is gone, pay me to fuck them, etc. Getting an offer to showcase my foreskin is a first. Too bad I've been chopped.
Ask him how much money and I might be willing to help you out...
I never posted it here but I ran an ad of a girl who'd bang a guy if he brought her in for an abortion. She had lines like "I have an appointment and my little guy is going to be on time because that's good manners." I think it's in my Facebook album "I live for goo."
I ran a new ad that involved having sex with a leg stump but accidentally deleted most of the best responses. If I run it again and get good stuff then I'll post it up.
Post by g a b f r a b on Jan 21, 2018 14:56:25 GMT -5
The Craigslist sex bots are starting to malfunction:
"Well today I am looking forward to watching the Patriots game. I will be in a doctor appointment. Could meet up somewhere public. Kind of a bad time for me to really plan much. I am on strict diet for the next 2 days of basically just water or Gatorade because Tuesday morning I have colonoscopy scheduled. After Tuesday will be back to my regular nothing planned schedule and can be more open for dinner or such. shoot me a text at mine (partyqueen422 at gmail) and we can go from there"
Post by g a b f r a b on Mar 23, 2018 13:58:38 GMT -5
Craigslist Casual has been shut down for good. I will never get laid again. For more on my long history of both fucking and trolling people from that wonderful site read this: gabfrab.com/2018/02/07/planet-craigslist-bang-my-mom/
Craigslist Casual has been shut down for good. I will never get laid again. For more on my long history of both fucking and trolling people from that wonderful site read this: gabfrab.com/2018/02/07/planet-craigslist-bang-my-mom/
I hope to hear back soon or in the future.... sounds like we both need a bit more excitement in our lives. 
