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Someone who has been out sick for a couple days decided to come into work sick, on a Friday afternoon. So help me if I get sick this weekend...
Per the mystical interference of the workplace gods, you are now destined to get sick.... but it won't happen until some very important item comes up that requires your 100% attention.
Why does it say paperjam when there IS no paperjam!!!!????
Mother of all that is holy, if you find out, please let me know. My fax machine from hell at work always does this. I think there must be a tiny piece of paper the size of @eviltim102 's missing tooth stuck in there.
Someone who has been out sick for a couple days decided to come into work sick, on a Friday afternoon. So help me if I get sick this weekend...
ALL of my coworkers come in sick constantly. We work in a relatively small office, there aren't cubicles, just opened desks. One coworker in particular, bless his heart, is completely incapable of being convinced he is ill. He can look like walking death, you can mention this, note that he is sneezing and hacking up pieces of lung, and he will still contest you. One day, in January, he decided to come in, whilst running a fever. I rallied everyone in the office against him, even sent a text to our boss, urging her for the greater good of the office to force him to go home. He was not pleased with me, but he stayed home for like a week.
In case you're wondering, I practically bathe in hand sanitizer during the week. It's scented though, so at least I smell pretty...
Why does it say paperjam when there IS no paperjam!!!!????
Mother of all that is holy, if you find out, please let me know. My fax machine from hell at work always does this. I think there must be a tiny piece of paper the size of @eviltim102 's missing tooth stuck in there.
This also happens with our work printer/copier/fax/scanner thing. I've stated this before, but I'm the asshole that walks away and leaves it for the next person to deal with. It always gets fixed so I assume someone knows how to handle it.
This also happens with our work printer/copier/fax/scanner thing. I've stated this before, but I'm the asshole that walks away and leaves it for the next person to deal with. It always gets fixed so I assume someone knows how to handle it.
I'm the unofficial "copier whisperer" in our copy room at work. I usually don't know what I'm doing, but I have some luck.
Compliment the copier. A lot. "Nice copier, good copier..."
This also happens with our work printer/copier/fax/scanner thing. I've stated this before, but I'm the asshole that walks away and leaves it for the next person to deal with. It always gets fixed so I assume someone knows how to handle it.
I'm the unofficial "copier whisperer" in our copy room at work. I usually don't know what I'm doing, but I have some luck.
Compliment the copier. A lot. "Nice copier, good copier..."
Me too!
Opening/closing every possible compartment and turning/wiggling knobs usually works wonders.
Things I had to say more than once to the kids today: - Where are your pants? - Quit showing everyone your boobies. - Jumping over the babies IS NOT a game. Stop it. (We have two crawlers.) - Boogers are not food. Now go wash your hands.
Things I had to say more than once to my co-worker today: - WE HAVE A PUKER! - Can you put down your phone and help me?
Things I had to say more than once to the "boss" today: - So, now that upsets you? You were cool with that last week. - When am I getting that raise you promised me? It was supposed to start a month ago.
If I can ever find a job with some flexibility and above poverty level wages I'm so out of there. One nice thing I do have at my current job is flexibility. I don't have a single person I can depend on and I have a kid that needs shuttled to appointments, etc. and a mom who is becoming more of a liability than an asset. It's really not so much the work that is killing me, although some days it can be difficult, it's the daycare owner and some of the parents. They're fucking crazy, and not in a fun way.
Bright spots of the day included being gifted a homemade foam and paper snowflake from one of our four year olds and hearing the 11 month old say my name for the first time. It's almost like they're my own sometimes. When I do leave I'm gonna be heartbroken.
Post by crazykittensmile on Mar 5, 2014 14:27:20 GMT -5
Does anyone else have an officemate (NOT in a management position) who has deemed themselves the unofficial hall monitor of the place? Hell bent on monitoring and making passive aggressive comments about all the comings and goings of the other grown ass adults? After two years of brushing it off I'm about to let loose on ours.
the doc I work for is INSANE!! I swear every day I say out loud "I'm going to kill him". God forbid anything happen to this man, I will be the FIRST suspect
My boss apparently doesn't know how to write recommendation letters, so I'm currently pretending to be someone else, recommending someone I've never met for something I don't care about.
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The new guy here is a fucking weirdo that keeps going on about masonic and demonic messages in the music I listen to and the artwork in our office that is imported from china. Right now he is banging his fist on his desk along to Evanescence.
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
The new guy here is a fucking weirdo that keeps going on about masonic and demonic messages in the music I listen to and the artwork in our office that is imported from china. Right now he is banging his fist on his desk along to Evanescence.
The new guy here is a fucking weirdo that keeps going on about masonic and demonic messages in the music I listen to and the artwork in our office that is imported from china. Right now he is banging his fist on his desk along to Evanescence.
Are you listening to Slayer? If not, why are you not listening to Slayer?
The new guy here is a fucking weirdo that keeps going on about masonic and demonic messages in the music I listen to and the artwork in our office that is imported from china. Right now he is banging his fist on his desk along to Evanescence.
This guy is going on about demonic messages *in a negative way*. At least gabfrab wouldn't be so judgmental about it.
edit: Dave, I was listening to King Crimson yesterday and he was like, "Nate, this music doesn't have more demonic messages like that rolling stones stuff does it? Also, did you see that masonic sculpture above Jake's office?"
Last Edit: Mar 6, 2014 14:15:05 GMT -5 by nate - Back to Top
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
The new guy here is a fucking weirdo that keeps going on about masonic and demonic messages in the music I listen to and the artwork in our office that is imported from china. Right now he is banging his fist on his desk along to Evanescence.
Do you happen to be working in Grand Forks, ND? If so I know your coworker and feel bad for ya. He's infamous for not showering and having an apartment coated in rabbit shit. But perhaps if you'd ILLUMINATE your thinking a bit you'd understand the masonic signs before you. Nate, the words you type on your KEYboard (keys being our way to unlock the mind's power, boards being what hold our body temples together)are highly evil. Every creative engine inside your mind is a daimon or a demon worthy of summoning. You must allow it to flow through you to guide you into greatness. All stagnated apples die on the tree even before "ripe". OOoooo I ACCEPT this alive apple! Only through knowledge will you unearth your inner satanic powers we are all capable of. Eve knew this and now all women bleed the blood from their glory cup of true ILLUMINATION. Will you drink from the cup with me, O Nate, my unholy brother?
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
I worked at a place about six years ago, on the shipping/receiving dock. The UPS driver with the route including our building, moonlighted as a biblical prophecy expert and sought to expose the New World Order to anyone that'd listen. According to him, The Doors were somewhere near the top of the list of most demonic bands and should be avoided.