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I have a friend who said flume, weezer, and Benjamin Booker we're going to be there. He lives in NYC and knows lots of friends in the entertainment industry. We will see how reliable his source is.
I have a friend who said flume, weezer, and Benjamin Booker we're going to be there. He lives in NYC and knows lots of friends in the entertainment industry. We will see how reliable his source is.
Benjamin Booker killed it at Voodoo this year! I'd definitely take that.
I have a friend who said flume, weezer, and Benjamin Booker we're going to be there. He lives in NYC and knows lots of friends in the entertainment industry. We will see how reliable his source is.
I have a friend who said flume, weezer, and Benjamin Booker we're going to be there. He lives in NYC and knows lots of friends in the entertainment industry. We will see how reliable his source is.
I have a friend who said flume, weezer, and Benjamin Booker we're going to be there. He lives in NYC and knows lots of friends in the entertainment industry. We will see how reliable his source is.
initially I wasn't going to post this cause it's not much to go on, but I read the last three pages so here goes: I tweeted dan deacon asking him if he's coming back, he favorited it. could be that he just likes bonnaroo, could be that he's booked, could be he was really bored on twitter. who knows
I actually told Launchpad, I have a trusted source. I will confirm another artist at a later date as well.
lol @ the "tease".
I see those tears, don't be jelly you don't have a tight source Weren't you the one who "confirmed" Axwell ^ Ingrosso and Foster The People last year? Hmmmmmm......
I see those tears, don't be jelly you don't have a tight source Weren't you the one who "confirmed" Axwell ^ Ingrosso and Foster The People last year? Hmmmmmm......
I see those tears, don't be jelly you don't have a tight source Weren't you the one who "confirmed" Axwell ^ Ingrosso and Foster The People last year? Hmmmmmm......
It's gotta be a lot harder to get laid by all the Festival News Groupies when there are like a dozen other dudes stealing your schtick. I'd have to imagine the amount of tail Phi is pulling from FestivalSnob has decreased dramatically of late. I'm sure that FestiveOwl is just swimming in it after calling OutKast like 4 months early. Meanwhile, here's Johnny-Come-Lately "Exclusiveroo," who just saw all the adoring fans lining up to bless the feet of these sweet providers of sugary festival scoopz, and couldn't help himself but try and get a taste of the nectar.
Hold fast, lads - these gentlemen are no doubt living in a virtual sexual utopia, where their every whim is catered to by throngs of nubile, scantily clad vixens. "Oh FestivalSnob," they coo, "can you pleeeease tell me who is headlining Bonnaroo this year? I pwomise I've been a vewwwy good girl," in an overly exaggerated little girl voice complemented with a full lip pout. A nod of the head, a gleam of the eye, and a whispered "my sources say ELTON JOHN" later, and thus begins the debauchery.
Meanwhile, across town, FestiveOwl is holding court in his plush harem, filled with overstuffed pillows and plush, circular couches, tending to his flock admidst the everpresent aroma of Axe and empty Mountain Dew cannisters. As he hunches over the icy-blue glow of his monitor, a scowl crosses his face. FestivalSnob has ruled out Bassnectar? But how can that be? I confirmed him months ago, his thoughts race, as his mind struggles to extricate itself from the Cheetos-induced haze under which he has been wallowing lo these many days. "FestiveOwl?" a wispy waif of a female inquires. "Is everything okay?" The scowl vanishes. He rises to his feet, and turns to face the harem. "Everything is fine, my dears," he intones as he tosses aside his dressing gown. "Have you I told you all that Kanye West is confirmed for Bonnaroo?"
It's gotta be a lot harder to get laid by all the Festival News Groupies when there are like a dozen other dudes stealing your schtick. I'd have to imagine the amount of tail Phi is pulling from FestivalSnob has decreased dramatically of late. I'm sure that FestiveOwl is just swimming in it after calling OutKast like 4 months early. Meanwhile, here's Johnny-Come-Lately "Exclusiveroo," who just saw all the adoring fans lining up to bless the feet of these sweet providers of sugary festival scoopz, and couldn't help himself but try and get a taste of the nectar.
Hold fast, lads - these gentlemen are no doubt living in a virtual sexual utopia, where their every whim is catered to by throngs of nubile, scantily clad vixens. "Oh FestivalSnob," they coo, "can you pleeeease tell me who is headlining Bonnaroo this year? I pwomise I've been a vewwwy good girl," in an overly exaggerated little girl voice complemented with a full lip pout. A nod of the head, a gleam of the eye, and a whispered "my sources say ELTON JOHN" later, and thus begins the debauchery.
Meanwhile, across town, FestiveOwl is holding court in his plush harem, filled with overstuffed pillows and plush, circular couches, tending to his flock admidst the everpresent aroma of Axe and empty Mountain Dew cannisters. As he hunches over the icy-blue glow of his monitor, a scowl crosses his face. FestivalSnob has ruled out Bassnectar? But how can that be? I confirmed him months ago, his thoughts race, as his mind struggles to extricate itself from the Cheetos-induced haze under which he has been wallowing lo these many days. "FestiveOwl?" a wispy waif of a female inquires. "Is everything okay?" The scowl vanishes. He rises to his feet, and turns to face the harem. "Everything is fine, my dears," he intones as he tosses aside his dressing gown. "Have you I told you all that Kanye West is confirmed for Bonnaroo?"
I see those tears, don't be jelly you don't have a tight source Weren't you the one who "confirmed" Axwell ^ Ingrosso and Foster The People last year? Hmmmmmm......
I think room will need to be made in the Festival Chronicles for ol' Launchpad McChinstrap and our pal eagleskyline over here. Maybe those hapless goons with Forever Bonnaroo, too.
I think room will need to be made in the Festival Chronicles for ol' Launchpad McChinstrap and our pal eagleskyline over here. Maybe those hapless goons with Forever Bonnaroo, too.
It's gotta be a lot harder to get laid by all the Festival News Groupies when there are like a dozen other dudes stealing your schtick. I'd have to imagine the amount of tail Phi is pulling from FestivalSnob has decreased dramatically of late. I'm sure that FestiveOwl is just swimming in it after calling OutKast like 4 months early. Meanwhile, here's Johnny-Come-Lately "Exclusiveroo," who just saw all the adoring fans lining up to bless the feet of these sweet providers of sugary festival scoopz, and couldn't help himself but try and get a taste of the nectar.
Hold fast, lads - these gentlemen are no doubt living in a virtual sexual utopia, where their every whim is catered to by throngs of nubile, scantily clad vixens. "Oh FestivalSnob," they coo, "can you pleeeease tell me who is headlining Bonnaroo this year? I pwomise I've been a vewwwy good girl," in an overly exaggerated little girl voice complemented with a full lip pout. A nod of the head, a gleam of the eye, and a whispered "my sources say ELTON JOHN" later, and thus begins the debauchery.
Meanwhile, across town, FestiveOwl is holding court in his plush harem, filled with overstuffed pillows and plush, circular couches, tending to his flock admidst the everpresent aroma of Axe and empty Mountain Dew cannisters. As he hunches over the icy-blue glow of his monitor, a scowl crosses his face. FestivalSnob has ruled out Bassnectar? But how can that be? I confirmed him months ago, his thoughts race, as his mind struggles to extricate itself from the Cheetos-induced haze under which he has been wallowing lo these many days. "FestiveOwl?" a wispy waif of a female inquires. "Is everything okay?" The scowl vanishes. He rises to his feet, and turns to face the harem. "Everything is fine, my dears," he intones as he tosses aside his dressing gown. "Have you I told you all that Kanye West is confirmed for Bonnaroo?"
Truly, an era of kings.
See what I'm talking about? This man knows who to make fun of people.
