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I had like 6 beers in an hour, sitting in a chair........it was enough to make me take off to the portos. I think you should drink half what you would normally drink in a 2 hour period...See if that helps. Normally its so hot that you don't have enough liquid to expel yet it sweats out. Lay off the alcohol completely. I know, its no fun to do that. But it helps to keep your body working properly in that heat.
If you google frequent urination and alcohol. You get several links describing that they have a positive relationship. Also beverages with caffeine cause the same issue.
Go use the portopotty like a civilized human being for Christ sakes. This is a concert, not fucking war.
Unfortunately, there are many people who don't know how to even use a port-o-potty like a civilized human being. I would argue that some of these port-o-potties resemble war zones themselves at large music festivals.
Go use the portopotty like a civilized human being for Christ sakes. This is a concert, not fucking war.
Unfortunately, there are many people who don't know how to even use a port-o-potty like a civilized human being. I would argue that some of these port-o-potties resemble war zones themselves at large music festivals.
There is a lot of truth in the reply...
some years I wonder if they actually let Elephants in there...
OP: The reason I ask is that I would say 0 of the shows in your signature are worth pissing yourself for.
"2014: Miley Cyrus, Bonnaroo, New Politics, Grouplove, Portugal. The Man, The Airborne Toxic Event 2013: Fun., Bonnaroo, Middle Class Rut, Twenty One Pilots (x2), Awolnation, MGMT, American Authors, The Airborne Toxic Event 2012: Imagine Dragons, Awolnation"
A few of these shows might call for pissing on others. It's not a true Grouplove show unless you get pissed on.
I would argue that portugal. the man could be worth it.
Go use the portopotty like a civilized human being for Christ sakes. This is a concert, not fucking war.
Unfortunately, there are many people who don't know how to even use a port-o-potty like a civilized human being. I would argue that some of these port-o-potties resemble war zones themselves at large music festivals.
OP: The reason I ask is that I would say 0 of the shows in your signature are worth pissing yourself for.
"2014: Miley Cyrus, Bonnaroo, New Politics, Grouplove, Portugal. The Man, The Airborne Toxic Event 2013: Fun., Bonnaroo, Middle Class Rut, Twenty One Pilots (x2), Awolnation, MGMT, American Authors, The Airborne Toxic Event 2012: Imagine Dragons, Awolnation"
A few of these shows might call for pissing on others. It's not a true Grouplove show unless you get pissed on.
Dear Billybaroo,
I sense your sarcasm and judgment. It's really quite amusing to me though because I wouldn't stoop to decide whether or not your musical chocies were worth pissing oneself. Fortunately for me, your opinion has no bearing on what I do with my bladder. Thanks for your input!
I sense your sarcasm and judgment. It's really quite amusing to me though because I wouldn't stoop to decide whether or not your musical chocies were worth pissing oneself. Fortunately for me, your opinion has no bearing on what I do with my bladder. Thanks for your input!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So now you want a serious discussion? Remember your original post?
Also relevant: I deleted the OP off of my snapchat contacts when she started snapping her friend peeing by the side of the road on the way to the Miley concert in the quoted signature. It is worth mentioning I think.
Somewhat irrelevant but still amusing. We weren't on the way...we were already outside the venue but the line to get in was awfully long.
Said friend didn't make it to the concert, btw. She was detained by first aid for being too intoxicated. It was a really classy night in our lives.
I haven't personally done this, (or peed anywhere on the ground of centeroo, btw) but I would think that a much better version of that poncho strategy for women would be to bring a heavy duty plastic bag for under the poncho. Squat, pee into it, CLOSE IT UP, then dispose of it. Still pretty gross though...just make new frands to save your spot, definitely the best approach to this issue.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
1/30: Cold War Kids
2/6: Cherub
4/22: The Mountain Goats
5/25: Laura Jane Grace "Killing Me Loudly"
5/31: The Decemberists
6/11-6/14: BONNAROO 2015
6/28: Against Me!
6/30: Against Me!
I guess it kind of balances things out to have a #1 thread after the #2 thread was created recently.
The #2 thread was much funnier and more entertaining. After reading through this thread I'm just worried about standing at a show wondering which of the people around me is going to piss themselves or the area around me.
I guess it kind of balances things out to have a #1 thread after the #2 thread was created recently.
The #2 thread was much funnier and more entertaining. After reading through this thread I'm just worried about standing at a show wondering which of the people around me is going to piss themselves or the area around me.
a) go to a porto b) wear adult diapers c) drink less alcohol d) pee your pants (it's the coolest) e) wide-necked bottle and a dress f) pee on my feet and feel my wrath
I have four children. The youngest is 3. He knows how to use the toilet better than some of you.
Don't pee on the ground. Be an adult. This include the back of the What field. It's gross.
And if you can't hold it on the rail...get off the rail. But don't come to my area...I dance in bare feet. And I'll punch you with my tiny girl fists.
I have a 3 year old and a pool. We taught him to go outside on a "pee tree" so they don't go in the pool. Call us bad parents but we didn't want them tracking water in the house because it is dangerous and a pain in the @ss for us so we picked the lesser of 2 evils.
Same principles apply. Here. Pain in @ss to go to the portos, so pee in a bottle and not on other people.
For people who use those portos, there are a lot of people freaking out about pee that absorbs almost instantly into the ground.
Again, not saying pee on people, but there are options.
