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Yeah, I'm not convinced on the posture part of that. "Make matters worse" makes it sound like they're trying to say it's gonna loosen up your wiener garage if you're not in "proper position." I find it difficult to believe that Kegel exercise in any position will loosen anything.
I spend most of my day standing anyway.
I sit all day, but that just means more time doing Kegels. I do them without realizing it sometimes...I think that makes me weird. After my son was born, my doctor freaked me out and I have been doing them ever since. PLUS, I saw this Dr. Oz once (I was trapped in a waiting room) and this woman and husband where there. He told Dr. Oz his wife's vagina was super loose since having the three kids, and he (Dr. Oz) went off on this tangent about how the vagina is basically a pillow and without kegels it gets worse with each kid. That reaffirmed my constant exercising. I don't want a loose pillow down there!!
c-section chick right here. I dilated to 9 and never went past that. Pushing babies out is not what i was made for. thankfully, that paid off in the long run.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Thought process in my head: "Why are there jellyfish on this picture....ohhhhh."
I don't get the posture thing. A Kegel can be done in any position... and make what worse? Not tighter? I call BS.
That's funny, my initials are actually BS, yea I just grabbed two of the most informative looking images on google and threw them up, I'm glad the girls can debunk what I would otherwise not have known.
Post by g a b f r a b on Feb 19, 2015 14:21:27 GMT -5
Hi. My name is Sarah, and we have something in common – we both have to use a catheter. A catheter is a small tube that goes through your urethra to your bladder so you can pee. (My Mom is always telling me, “Sarah, say urinate,” but peeing is peeing, right?)
Wait! Let’s stop here for a minute. We’re already using big words like “urethra,” and before we go any further, you need to know what these words mean. So take a look at the box on the left, and you’ll know what I’m talking about.
So now you know what catheter, urethra, bladder and other important words mean. Cool.
Before I tell you more, I know a lot of kids feel sad or scared about using a catheter. I felt like that when I started too. But if you read this book, talk to your doctor and use a catheter for a few days, then you’ll feel much better about it. Honest. You can also color the pictures in this book, and have fun with it.
I enjoy being outside, listening to music, and reading a good story. It’s fun to play a game of fetch with my dog Sadie, and I love to play soccer. I have a brother Sam. We get along most of the time, and we spend time practicing soccer together. (You may have noticed all of our names begin with “S.” My Mom – Susan, of course – says that’s because “S” stands for “Super!”)
OK, enough about me. But I want you to know that I use a catheter, and I do all these things and more!
I’ll be honest – when I first started peeing with a catheter, I didn’t like it. It felt kind of awkward and took a few days to get used to.
Now, I don’t mind, and I really like that I can go anywhere! I mean, now I can go to school, out to play, to the store, just about anywhere. And I also mean that I can pee almost anywhere, thanks to my catheter kit, which means I’m able to go everywhere! Feeling this way gives you so much more confidence and independence.
Post by g a b f r a b on Feb 19, 2015 14:22:06 GMT -5
You might also have an illness that causes you to have to self catheterize, like my friend Kayla. She has to use a wheelchair, but she goes amazingly fast in it. So fast sometimes I can hardly keep up. That’s why I call her “Air Chair Kayla!” Kayla has “spina bifida,” that means she has an opening in her spine. It’s something you’re born with. Even so, Kayla is always smiling. She is always telling me how her name means “crown of laurels.” (I guess that is a bunch of flowers and green things that would look pretty on your head!)
And there’s another girl in my school, Amaya, who is also in a wheelchair and uses a catheter. Her spinal cord and back got badly hurt in a car accident.
Kayla, Amaya and I are all friends, and when we play together sometimes we talk about catheterizing. We’ve decided it isn’t the greatest thing in the world, but being able to do it ourselves makes life easier and makes us feel more independent … grown-up even.
Post by g a b f r a b on Feb 19, 2015 14:41:19 GMT -5
Here's what my girlfriend and I do come morning in bed. It's a method I suspect would also work at fests. We like to sleep in but inevitably wake up needing to pee. Since urine is sterile it is COMPLETELY SAFE to drink. If my gf needs to go she does it into my mouth. Likewise, if I am the one pissing then she does the swallowing (Guys, this is a GREAT way to trick her into a morning beej). If you plug your nose there is literally no taste at all. At Roo if you make friends with someone before a show then try and broach the subject. Chances are they also need to pee and will be amicable to the arrangement.
Here's what my girlfriend and I do come morning in bed. It's a method I suspect would also work at fests. We like to sleep in but inevitably wake up needing to pee. Since urine is sterile it is COMPLETELY SAFE to drink. If my gf needs to go she does it into my mouth. Likewise, if I am the one pissing then she does the swallowing (Guys, this is a GREAT way to trick her into a morning beej). If you plug your nose there is literally no taste at all. At Roo if you make friends with someone before a show then try and broach the subject. Chances are they also need to pee and will be amicable to the arrangement.
I was literally taking a sip of water when I read this. It went down the wrong pipe, on the monitor and everywhere... thanks.
Here's what my girlfriend and I do come morning in bed. It's a method I suspect would also work at fests. We like to sleep in but inevitably wake up needing to pee. Since urine is sterile it is COMPLETELY SAFE to drink. If my gf needs to go she does it into my mouth. Likewise, if I am the one pissing then she does the swallowing (Guys, this is a GREAT way to trick her into a morning beej). If you plug your nose there is literally no taste at all. At Roo if you make friends with someone before a show then try and broach the subject. Chances are they also need to pee and will be amicable to the arrangement.
I was literally taking a sip of water when I read this. It went down the wrong pipe, on the monitor and everywhere... thanks.
I think your post vieux belongs in the gulping thread
Post by g a b f r a b on Feb 19, 2015 15:17:34 GMT -5
Okay, actual advice: Just pee in a bottle with a good lid and store it in your backpack 'til you can hit up a trash can. I do this and it works just fine. You can find empties laying around everywhere. Chances are you won't be seen doing it and even if you are most won't care, especially if you're a girl. The Travel John also works great and is cheap on Amazon. I've never seen a naked girl so am unsure how that whole situation works down there but my understanding is they make a female version.
RE kegels:
My girlfriend does them to help with her premature ejaculation and so far has had great results.
Yeah, I'm not convinced on the posture part of that. "Make matters worse" makes it sound like they're trying to say it's gonna loosen up your wiener garage if you're not in "proper position." I find it difficult to believe that Kegel exercise in any position will loosen anything.
I spend most of my day standing anyway.
I sit all day, but that just means more time doing Kegels. I do them without realizing it sometimes...I think that makes me weird. After my son was born, my doctor freaked me out and I have been doing them ever since. PLUS, I saw this Dr. Oz once (I was trapped in a waiting room) and this woman and husband where there. He told Dr. Oz his wife's vagina was super loose since having the three kids, and he (Dr. Oz) went off on this tangent about how the vagina is basically a pillow and without kegels it gets worse with each kid. That reaffirmed my constant exercising. I don't want a loose pillow down there!!
I mean, there's a bunch of science-y resources that would refute this and makes me want to call the husband a total jerk but yeah...Kegel exercises are pretty important. Also, this doesn't help the waiting in line/on rail situation but GoGirl just sent me a ton of "female urination devices" for my blog giveaway. If any of you ladies want one fo' free just PM me and I'll send a few out.
I sit all day, but that just means more time doing Kegels. I do them without realizing it sometimes...I think that makes me weird. After my son was born, my doctor freaked me out and I have been doing them ever since. PLUS, I saw this Dr. Oz once (I was trapped in a waiting room) and this woman and husband where there. He told Dr. Oz his wife's vagina was super loose since having the three kids, and he (Dr. Oz) went off on this tangent about how the vagina is basically a pillow and without kegels it gets worse with each kid. That reaffirmed my constant exercising. I don't want a loose pillow down there!!
I mean, there's a bunch of science-y resources that would refute this and makes me want to call the husband a total jerk but yeah...Kegel exercises are pretty important. Also, this doesn't help the waiting in line/on rail situation but GoGirl just sent me a ton of "female urination devices" for my blog giveaway. If any of you ladies want one fo' free just PM me and I'll send a few out.
I've honestly thought (but giggled at the idea) of these things. In a porto situation at roo, it would be nice not to squat/hover over such nastiness. But how would you keep one clean??
I mean, there's a bunch of science-y resources that would refute this and makes me want to call the husband a total jerk but yeah...Kegel exercises are pretty important. Also, this doesn't help the waiting in line/on rail situation but GoGirl just sent me a ton of "female urination devices" for my blog giveaway. If any of you ladies want one fo' free just PM me and I'll send a few out.
I've honestly thought (but giggled at the idea) of these things. In a porto situation at roo, it would be nice not to squat/hover over such nastiness. But how would you keep one clean??
They come with a little tube thing and also a carrying bag. They're medical grade silicone so you can just rinse them off (splash of water from a water bottle or whatever) and put them in the carrying case and be on your way.
I've honestly thought (but giggled at the idea) of these things. In a porto situation at roo, it would be nice not to squat/hover over such nastiness. But how would you keep one clean??
They come with a little tube thing and also a carrying bag. They're medical grade silicone so you can just rinse them off (splash of water from a water bottle or whatever) and put them in the carrying case and be on your way.
After it gets dark at Bonnaroo I pee wherever the fuck I want. Behind vendors, next to trees, back wall of What Stage, behind a row of ATMS, next to my tent, in the what ditch, behind the comedy tent, in the fountain. Zero fucks given.
After it gets dark at Bonnaroo I pee wherever the fuck I want. Behind vendors, next to trees, back wall of What Stage, behind a row of ATMS, next to my tent, in the what ditch, behind the comedy tent, in the fountain. Zero fucks given.
Laughed out loud when I got to the next to my tent part. Good job
After it gets dark at Bonnaroo I pee wherever the fuck I want. Behind vendors, next to trees, back wall of What Stage, behind a row of ATMS, next to my tent, in the what ditch, behind the comedy tent, in the fountain. Zero fucks given.
Laughed out loud when I got to the next to my tent part. Good job
Last year, when the young neighbor kids left for the day (they got up early and disappeared until about 4 am every day), It would be official pee by the car time. I would open both car doors, stand inbetween, and pop a squat. I kept a trash bag there and some toilet paper in my car. It was less bathroom trips this way. The rednecks beside us from bama (there was easily a group of 10 guys who yelled roll tide at everything) had black piss spots in the grass throughout their campsite so i know i wasnt the only one doing it. I'm from the country. dirt road country. I didn't care. I wouldn't do that in centeroo or when I thought people could see me though.
Laughed out loud when I got to the next to my tent part. Good job
Last year, when the young neighbor kids left for the day (they got up early and disappeared until about 4 am every day), It would be official pee by the car time. I would open both car doors, stand inbetween, and pop a squat. I kept a trash bag there and some toilet paper in my car. It was less bathroom trips this way. The rednecks beside us from bama (there was easily a group of 10 guys who yelled roll tide at everything) had black piss spots in the grass throughout their campsite so i know i wasnt the only one doing it. I'm from the country. dirt road country. I didn't care. I wouldn't do that in centeroo or when I thought people could see me though.
Not that I need to add ANY more ammo for people to point fingers and laugh (fortunately, I'm thick skinned and couldn't give a shit what people think of me), but we peed next to our car, too. It saved on trips to the portos, with my already-discussed small bladder. I'm from the small town, farm country, too. No shame.
okay. so when I read "fewer trips to the bathroom" "I didn't need to walk far away to relive myself" etc.... it makes me wonder.
wtf do y'all do in every day life when you have to walk more than 10 feet to the bathroom? like, what if you're at the mall and the nearest bathroom is on the opposite side of the complex? this is making me uneasy.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
