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I think all I've managed to do here is open a can of worms.
lmao. I'm dying at this thread. I've heard a lot of females do the whole pad thing for situations like these but I wouldn't imagine it would hold all your pee like depends. I mean, it could be worse. you could be wearing the depends for a sexual thrilll, and not for functional purposes at a music festival. So, there's always that.
I dont think people would know, but you might want to start peeing in front of a mirror so you can work on your poker face.
I would still love you regardless. Do your thang girl, do your thang!
I think all I've managed to do here is open a can of worms.
Actually you have gotten some really good advice. And some really bad.
If you must get rail, slow down on the drinking several hours before. No alcohol. It's the price you pay for the rail with a tiny bladder. Make a friend. They can hold your spot. As you leave, announce you are going to the bathroom and will be back. As you come back, announce you have been to the bathroom and are getting your spot back.
For Gods sake don't wear Depends. Don't piss in a cup. Don't piss on the ground. And most importantly don't piss on me.
I think all I've managed to do here is open a can of worms.
Actually you have gotten some really good advice. And some really bad.
If you must get rail, slow down on the drinking several hours before. No alcohol. It's the price you pay for the rail with a tiny bladder. Make a friend. They can hold your spot. As you leave, announce you are going to the bathroom and will be back. As you come back, announce you have been to the bathroom and are getting your spot back.
For Gods sake don't wear Depends. Don't piss in a cup. Don't piss on the ground. And most importantly don't piss on me.
Exactly. Piss on me and all that positivity shit will go out the window real quick!
I have four children. The youngest is 3. He knows how to use the toilet better than some of you.
Don't pee on the ground. Be an adult. This include the back of the What field. It's gross.
And if you can't hold it on the rail...get off the rail. But don't come to my area...I dance in bare feet. And I'll punch you with my tiny girl fists.
I have a 3 year old and a pool. We taught him to go outside on a "pee tree" so they don't go in the pool. Call us bad parents but we didn't want them tracking water in the house because it is dangerous and a pain in the @ss for us so we picked the lesser of 2 evils.
Same principles apply. Here. Pain in @ss to go to the portos, so pee in a bottle and not on other people.
For people who use those portos, there are a lot of people freaking out about pee that absorbs almost instantly into the ground.
Again, not saying pee on people, but there are options.
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No. There is a bit of a difference between your private back yard. And the field that I dance on.
I have a 3 year old and a pool. We taught him to go outside on a "pee tree" so they don't go in the pool. Call us bad parents but we didn't want them tracking water in the house because it is dangerous and a pain in the @ss for us so we picked the lesser of 2 evils.
Same principles apply. Here. Pain in @ss to go to the portos, so pee in a bottle and not on other people.
For people who use those portos, there are a lot of people freaking out about pee that absorbs almost instantly into the ground.
Again, not saying pee on people, but there are options.
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No. There is a bit of a difference between your private back yard. And the field that I dance on.
Don't ever go to jazzfest. It is located on a working Fair Grounds that has races still. When it rains and those kids (and adults) dance and play in the mud, I just want to yell, "THAT'S NOT MUD!!!"
Don't ever go to jazzfest. It is located on a working Fair Grounds that has races still. When it rains and those kids (and adults) dance and play in the mud, I just want to yell, "THAT'S NOT MUD!!!"
I did yell it. They ignored me. I wore rain boots.
Don't ever go to jazzfest. It is located on a working Fair Grounds that has races still. When it rains and those kids (and adults) dance and play in the mud, I just want to yell, "THAT'S NOT MUD!!!"
I did yell it. They ignored me. I wore rain boots.
Yes. Always when it is muddy. At Fleetwood Mac was the worse. I was very much disgusted.
you guys joke, but not only do they help with bladder control, but... well. I'm sure you would really enjoy if your girlfriend did them, too.
I was only half joking. I tried to find informative pictures to actually help your cause.
On a side note, I had completely forgot about these exercises for years until it being brought up today. I feel like I saw it in a movie whose title escapes me, something about a husband and wife and near the end she had practiced those exercises a bunch and really threw her husband for a spin the next time he did something she didn't like in bed. I'll have to forward the pro kegel talk to my girlfriend haha
In 2005, they hadn't implemented the whole pit section thing at the What stage they do now, so it was more of a waiting game to get up front. My friends and I were able to walk into centeroo with about 18 beers and ice in my insulated backpack, and we just posted up in the What field and slowly moved closer and closer during the day. About midway through the Allman brothers, we were in a thick crowd - borderline claustrophobic, if-I-leave-this-place-i'm-lost-and-gone-forever type crowd. we decided to go the pee in a bottle route, and everyone made a "pee circle" for the guy in the middle, which would give him a little space to pee in the bottle. One thing we learned though: if you are going to pee in a bottle, a little 20oz water bottle probably isn't going to cut it, especially if you have been holding it awhile. so during the first guy's turn, he starts freaking out because its about to overflow and so we start scrambling to find another empty water bottle before there is an accident. it also gave me really bad anxiety trying to pee into a tiny bottle surrounded by people and not get any on myself or others.
In 2005, they hadn't implemented the whole pit section thing at the What stage they do now, so it was more of a waiting game to get up front. My friends and I were able to walk into centeroo with about 18 beers and ice in my insulated backpack, and we just posted up in the What field and slowly moved closer and closer during the day. About midway through the Allman brothers, we were in a thick crowd - borderline claustrophobic, if-I-leave-this-place-i'm-lost-and-gone-forever type crowd. we decided to go the pee in a bottle route, and everyone made a "pee circle" for the guy in the middle, which would give him a little space to pee in the bottle. One thing we learned though: if you are going to pee in a bottle, a little 20oz water bottle probably isn't going to cut it, especially if you have been holding it awhile. so during the first guy's turn, he starts freaking out because its about to overflow and so we start scrambling to find another empty water bottle before there is an accident. it also gave me really bad anxiety trying to pee into a tiny bottle surrounded by people and not get any on myself or others.
Ahhhhh, I remember those days. I distinctly remember a gallon jug full of pee being passed around between sets leading up to Radiohead. Oof.
I think all I've managed to do here is open a can of worms.
lmao. I'm dying at this thread. I've heard a lot of females do the whole pad thing for situations like these but I wouldn't imagine it would hold all your pee like depends. I mean, it could be worse. you could be wearing the depends for a sexual thrilll, and not for functional purposes at a music festival. So, there's always that.
I dont think people would know, but you might want to start peeing in front of a mirror so you can work on your poker face.
I would still love you regardless. Do your thang girl, do your thang!
Hahahaha! I'm probably going to pass on the Depends, as much as I've considered it, only because I think it would be hella uncomfortable to chill in my own piss for God knows how long, haha. I might just have to suck it up and lay off the liquor...probably won't happen and I'll just end up going to the bathroom and barging my way back to my spot, haha.
seriously, don't forget the kegel exercises. start doing them now.
This is my favorite advice. I forget about Kegel's and had no idea they helped with bladder control, haha. I've been doing them at work for the last hour at work.
seriously, don't forget the kegel exercises. start doing them now.
This is my favorite advice. I forget about Kegel's and had no idea they helped with bladder control, haha. I've been doing them at work for the last hour at work.
Thought process in my head: "Why are there jellyfish on this picture....ohhhhh."
I don't get the posture thing. A Kegel can be done in any position... and make what worse? Not tighter? I call BS.
Yeah, I'm not convinced on the posture part of that. "Make matters worse" makes it sound like they're trying to say it's gonna loosen up your wiener garage if you're not in "proper position." I find it difficult to believe that Kegel exercise in any position will loosen anything.
I don't get the posture thing. A Kegel can be done in any position... and make what worse? Not tighter? I call BS.
Yeah, I'm not convinced on the posture part of that. "Make matters worse" makes it sound like they're trying to say it's gonna loosen up your wiener garage if you're not in "proper position." I find it difficult to believe that Kegel exercise in any position will loosen anything.
I spend most of my day standing anyway.
I sit all day, but that just means more time doing Kegels. I do them without realizing it sometimes...I think that makes me weird. After my son was born, my doctor freaked me out and I have been doing them ever since. PLUS, I saw this Dr. Oz once (I was trapped in a waiting room) and this woman and husband where there. He told Dr. Oz his wife's vagina was super loose since having the three kids, and he (Dr. Oz) went off on this tangent about how the vagina is basically a pillow and without kegels it gets worse with each kid. That reaffirmed my constant exercising. I don't want a loose pillow down there!!
Yeah, I'm not convinced on the posture part of that. "Make matters worse" makes it sound like they're trying to say it's gonna loosen up your wiener garage if you're not in "proper position." I find it difficult to believe that Kegel exercise in any position will loosen anything.
I spend most of my day standing anyway.
I sit all day, but that just means more time doing Kegels. I do them without realizing it sometimes...I think that makes me weird. After my son was born, my doctor freaked me out and I have been doing them ever since. PLUS, I saw this Dr. Oz once (I was trapped in a waiting room) and this woman and husband where there. He told Dr. Oz his wife's vagina was super loose since having the three kids, and he (Dr. Oz) went off on this tangent about how the vagina is basically a pillow and without kegels it gets worse with each kid. That reaffirmed my constant exercising. I don't want a loose pillow down there!!
I was sipping coffee when I read this. some of it got spit back into my mug. I'm dying.
