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At my first roo I was walking out in the campgrounds and some guy asked me if I wanted to buy crack. True story.
The guy selling nugs on the Monday morning after Bonnaroo is what woke me up. I thought he was giving away free nugs actually and that is what woke me up, but still.
Seems relevant that as I secure tickets to see MMJ for the 5th or 6th time, I can never forget the mess-ive adventure of Bonnaroo 2008. And to keep it plain and simple, party favoring too hard before during Metallica and getting lost in an epic way, but then having a significant and everlasting memory of hearing MMJ play their 3hr show on top of my ex's car. We were perfect ear shot, and then add the dynamics of the night wandering through the campgrounds. LOST as FUCK. But lost in the most amazing place possible.
And holy shit was that 8 years ago.
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Those first couple years Shakedown was basically a Turkish black-market. Pretty sure I was offered polonium at one point.
I don't even know what polonium is.
Polomium - the chemical element of atomic number 84, a radioactive metal occurring in nature only as a product of radioactive decay of uranium. (Symbol: Po)
Polomium - the chemical element of atomic number 84, a radioactive metal occurring in nature only as a product of radioactive decay of uranium. (Symbol: Po)
I already googled it. I thought it sounds like something on the periodic table. I failed Chemistry.
Polomium - the chemical element of atomic number 84, a radioactive metal occurring in nature only as a product of radioactive decay of uranium. (Symbol: Po)
What you're saying is I'll become a superhero right? yeaaaa
Polomium - the chemical element of atomic number 84, a radioactive metal occurring in nature only as a product of radioactive decay of uranium. (Symbol: Po)
What you're saying is I'll become a superhero right? yeaaaa
Suuurrre...a radioactive superhero that might die.
Post by mymirrorlies on Nov 6, 2015 1:47:16 GMT -5
Last year, I came upon a shi* ton of Bonnaroo shirts and I traded all of them (at least 9) to a hippie with a bunch of beer. So after Elton John ended and Bonnaroo was kaputt, me and my bros all got schwasted.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
I must confess I saw Sproat when I was going to the portopotty he was yelling at some Hare Krishna. He was being so loud I recognized him from Facebook. I was like whats up we started walking and had almost made it to Centeroo. And he starts yelling at another dude and I am like what the fuck again? I was really fucked up and thought it was not cool and thought something bad might happen for yelling at a Krishna. Dude was crying when I took off I did not want to stick around and have Shiva get me with the pitchfork. As a testament to the level of partying going on at my camp ask Scrog, Krunchykat, and Sugarhighme. There was lots of odd things going on at my camp. Maybe to much this year my group had 6 new people that had never been before a path got cleared on Sunday and they straight booked the fuck out of there. My cousin who has an allergy to Sulpher in particular swore off Bonnaroo as "hell on earth" after drinking some water and playing in the fountain and said he would never ever come back. He saw two shows. deemers and tears that s all I am saying every morning, deemers and tears. I was consequently wiggy by Monday. Strange shit went down this year strange shit. And the story I heard about some idiot burning their car up trying to save a $5 wal-mart grill from being stolen you get the real crying award for the whole damn festival. Nobody has told me what kind of car it was so until I hear otherwise it was a Mercedes Kompressor I tell that to everyone where I live because Krunchykat who told me the story at camp did not know. Now back to this Wu-Tang thread people we need the WU!
I must confess I saw Sproat when I was going to the portopotty he was yelling at some Hare Krishna. He was being so loud I recognized him from Facebook. I was like whats up we started walking and had almost made it to Centeroo. And he starts yelling at another dude and I am like what the fuck again? I was really fucked up and thought it was not cool and thought something bad might happen for yelling at a Krishna. Dude was crying when I took off I did not want to stick around and have Shiva get me with the pitchfork. As a testament to the level of partying going on at my camp ask Scrog, Krunchykat, and Sugarhighme. There was lots of odd things going on at my camp. Maybe to much this year my group had 6 new people that had never been before a path got cleared on Sunday and they straight booked the fuck out of there. My cousin who has an allergy to Sulpher in particular swore off Bonnaroo as "hell on earth" after drinking some water and playing in the fountain and said he would never ever come back. He saw two shows. deemers and tears that s all I am saying every morning, deemers and tears. I was consequently wiggy by Monday. Strange shit went down this year strange shit. And the story I heard about some idiot burning their car up trying to save a $5 wal-mart grill from being stolen you get the real crying award for the whole damn festival. Nobody has told me what kind of car it was so until I hear otherwise it was a Mercedes Kompressor I tell that to everyone where I live because Krunchykat who told me the story at camp did not know. Now back to this Wu-Tang thread people we need the WU!
I question your quote, because I see periods and exclamation marks. Does not compute.
At my first roo I was walking out in the campgrounds and some guy asked me if I wanted to buy crack. True story.
I almost stepped on a hypodermic needle in 2007. Why the hell would anyone want to be at a festival if that's your drug of choice???
Also, definitely not the craziest thing I've ever seen at Bonnaroo but I'm sooooo tired of seeing young ass kids dry-humping each other/having sex at shows. Be an adult and do it in the porta potties like all the other spunions.
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At my first roo I was walking out in the campgrounds and some guy asked me if I wanted to buy crack. True story.
I almost stepped on a hypodermic needle in 2007. Why the hell would anyone want to be at a festival if that's your drug of choice???
Also, definitely not the craziest thing I've ever seen at Bonnaroo but I'm sooooo tired of seeing young ass kids dry-humping each other/having sex at shows. Be an adult and do it in the porta potties like all the other spunions.
This reminds me that in '11 or '12? (whatever the Conan year was with the all night Solar Stage) - when we saw this couple (loosely using that word) - banging it out like rabbits behind an ATM / up against the wall. This is when some of them had space in between the wall and they were going at it like nobody was around at all.
luva and I saw a couple gettin' it at the Cherub set this year. Actually it was more like the guy was nearly out of it laying on the ground and the girl was riding a little too hard for the glazed look on her face.
...we also saw the sun rise. That was pretty crazy and felt dangerous when I realized I wanted to wake up kinda early that morning.
Last year, I came upon a shi* ton of Bonnaroo shirts and I traded all of them (at least 9) to a hippie with a bunch of beer. So after Elton John ended and Bonnaroo was kaputt, me and my bros all got schwasted.
This past year was my first Roo experience, it was out of this world and Roo is on my mind every day. Anywhoo one of my favorite memories that stick out would be after rocking out at Kalliope all night on Friday me and my two buddies started the long track back to Pod 1 as the sun was rising. As we're walking they must of switched DJ's at Kalliope and there was a second of silence and then you hear the opening music to The Lion King followed by a very excited DJ yelling GOOOD MORNING BONNAROOOOO! followed by cheers from the crowd. It was one of the greatest moments of the trip for me.
Post by mymirrorlies on Nov 9, 2015 0:03:50 GMT -5
While Earth, Wind, & Fire were playing, (we were close but couldn't see the Which stage) I remember hearing Kendrick Lamar rapping and i looked at my friend and said "Dude, I hear Kendrick" and he agreed. Doesn't get more dangerous than that. Sucked I missed that moment.
luva and I saw a couple gettin' it at the Cherub set this year. Actually it was more like the guy was nearly out of it laying on the ground and the girl was riding a little too hard for the glazed look on her face.
...we also saw the sun rise. That was pretty crazy and felt dangerous when I realized I wanted to wake up kinda early that morning.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
