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What's a good cum-pun nickname for Nathan Fielder?
Did my best; not incredible but i'm not gonna resort to Googling "synonyms for cum" either
Cum the noun
Ejaculate (end rhymes with it) Sperm Semen Spooge Jizz (haha autocorrected to Jizzlies) Spunk Special sauce Cream Load Splurt (though generally a verb)
There’s got to be 50 more but I got a buzz (surprise) and didn’t want to cheat before posting.
The real question: how many times have you came and then felt instant regret; either alone or with a partner
Literally never.
Cried? Sure. Regret? No regrets!
I had this motto when I was at my peak sexual phase but I feel like now I look back at things and I’m like yeah… that was a regrettable moment. Like when I was 19 I hit it off really well with a guy but one night he tells me he CANNOT cum without feet involved in any capacity but bc I was young i tried it and regretted it.
I had this motto when I was at my peak sexual phase but I feel like now I look back at things and I’m like yeah… that was a regrettable moment. Like when I was 19 I hit it off really well with a guy but one night he tells me he CANNOT cum without feet involved in any capacity but bc I was young i tried it and regretted it.
I thought this was “regret when WE cum” not when the partner cums. That’s a way different situation that honestly could go real negative for a lot of people.
I had this motto when I was at my peak sexual phase but I feel like now I look back at things and I’m like yeah… that was a regrettable moment. Like when I was 19 I hit it off really well with a guy but one night he tells me he CANNOT cum without feet involved in any capacity but bc I was young i tried it and regretted it.
I thought this was “regret when WE cum” not when the partner cums. That’s a way different situation that honestly could go real negative for a lot of people.
Oh okay sorry. I was thinking it’s a situation where the person you’re with also cares about your cums, but that does vary person to person.
In the situation mentioned I wanted to get off so bad I said I’d try it, even if I didn’t like it, bc I knew if I did it would at least be given back.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Apr 19, 2022 15:12:42 GMT -5
Has anyone else ever felt the need to check their strings to make sure everything is still in place after a wild night? Like surely something has been dislodged here.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Has anyone else ever felt the need to check their strings to make sure everything is still in place after a wild night? Like surely something has been dislodged here.
A guy online (who I immediately blocked) had the opening line of “I’m so big I’ve dislodged 2 iuds”. I wonder if that’s ever worked for him.
Has anyone else ever felt the need to check their strings to make sure everything is still in place after a wild night? Like surely something has been dislodged here.
A guy online (who I immediately blocked) had the opening line of “I’m so big I’ve dislodged 2 iuds”. I wonder if that’s ever worked for him.
Yes because clearly women love getting painful birth control barriers knocked out of them.
As someone who only uses fingers or dildos for penetration, I can't for the life of me understand the "bigger is better" thing. I had one guy try to bond with me over having sex with women and he was like "Have you ever given a cervix orgasm?" And I was like "Oh sure, you mean massaging the walls around the cervix?" and he was like "Oh no, I mean like slamming the head of something against it." I almost spat out my drink. There's literally very little nerve endings inside the cervix to make that pleasurable.
A guy online (who I immediately blocked) had the opening line of “I’m so big I’ve dislodged 2 iuds”. I wonder if that’s ever worked for him.
Yes because clearly women love getting painful birth control barriers knocked out of them.
As someone who only uses fingers or dildos for penetration, I can't for the life of me understand the "bigger is better" thing. I had one guy try to bond with me over having sex with women and he was like "Have you ever given a cervix orgasm?" And I was like "Oh sure, you mean massaging the walls around the cervix?" and he was like "Oh no, I mean like slamming the head of something against it." I almost spat out my drink. There's literally very little nerve endings inside the cervix to make that pleasurable.
i agree that "cervix knocking" as i call it is a bad-ouch for me, but apparently some female-bodied people genuinely do find it pleasurable and can cum from it.
many types of erotic pain for me are a thumbs-up/green-flag for my personal preferences/desires but HITTING UP ON MY DAMN CERVIX? not only does it bad-hurt in the moment but also pretty immediately after results in debilitating cramps.
getting the IUD inserted is bad enough. why would i want that pain replicated during sex?!
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
Sooner or later it will go further into alternative territory asking blindly how many STD's/infections/crabs anyone's ever had and to build on that, what was the most at once. I had poison ivy one time /down there/ and thought it was something worse. Or even better, the STD poll listing each possibility. Of course that could go the other way with the survivor poll and the "Which one did you hate having the worst?
I have a coworker who told me she hooked up with some rando that's 16 years younger.
With that said, what's y'all take on age range?
I'm generally, these days, more sexually attracted to women about 5 to 15 years older than me.
I wouldn't necessarily think that means they'd make good relationship partners to me, there’s a big chance of there being notable differences in maturity and values. But something about the sexual ferocity of women in their mid 40s just is really attractive. They also tend to be more experienced and just better in bed all around.
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