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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Is it bad that one of the things I hate most about break ups is losing the sex?
Not really, some of the most toxic relationships create fantastic sex. And once you're out of college getting laid actually takes effort, so that's not especially enticing, either.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Mar 25, 2013 17:03:49 GMT -5
They make handles that suction to the shower. They only work if you have real tile, however. And by real tile, I think they must mean the old school ceramic tiles.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
They make handles that suction to the shower. They only work if you have real tile, however. And by real tile, I think they must mean the old school ceramic tiles.
I've seen those at sex toy parties and have always been to afraid of it's sticking power to invest. And I most certainly do not have old school ceramic tiles, so I think I have been making the right decision.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Mar 25, 2013 17:12:35 GMT -5
Yeah. It doesn't say that until you open it up and read the instructions.
A permanently placed shower curtain rod and a pair of waterproof 6 inch platform shoes would probably fix any of the issues I seem to run into time and time again.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
Yeah. It doesn't say that until you open it up and read the instructions.
A permanently placed shower curtain rod and a pair of waterproof 6 inch platform shoes would probably fix any of the issues I seem to run into time and time again.
Make sure you invest in a good shower curtain rod. The plastic ones break when enough stress is applied.
You breaking into R Kelly's bathroom or something? Or do you live in one of the houses from Entourage?
For the record, my shower specifically and bathroom in general are much cleaner than R. Kelly's. However, R. Kelly wins the number of women to frequent his shower catagory.
Post by g a b f r a b on Mar 25, 2013 18:44:58 GMT -5
There's been a used band-aid stuck to the wall of my shower for weeks. I was with a girl in there recently but scab juice ain't really an aphrodisiac, ya know?
Post by HeavierThings on Mar 25, 2013 18:50:50 GMT -5
One of my shower sex experiences involved a faster than light jet of hot water being sent directly into my eyeball. It's kind of hard to carry on when you're almost blind.
Post by canexplain on Mar 25, 2013 18:51:11 GMT -5
No sharp edges and you could check your email at the same time....
Yes, some places, you can't take off your socks. Stairway of Pepsi Center (at the opening else might have been difficult), top of Invesco Field, In the window of the Holiday Inn downtown San Fransisco (ok here but we were in the "hurry" a lot mood", back of a C130 about 20k feet with the parachute doors open, humm, no socks sometimes eh.....Now it's on my old rocking chair (not)...
Post by cheeky resurrection on Mar 25, 2013 21:27:33 GMT -5
I love hearing about sexcapadian mishaps way more than I should. I echo previous sentiments though, shower sex is alright but there's much more fun to be had that doesn't involve safety and logistic precaution.
Socks have to come off! Whoever mentioned Al Bundy was spot on. Socks during sex are SO Al Bundy.
Showers are great - you can get "dirty" then get clean again without much hassle. Also helps if you're limber
Some of you have really shitty exes; makes me glad I'm married and don't have to worry about that shit anymore. 'Course I did have more sex before I got married...
The only thing grosser than tub/hot tub sex is lake/ocean sex. Icky! I do not understand the appeal.
Here's a question for you all - how do you feel about tickling? I had a bf once who loved to tickle me during foreplay. Problem is I have a serious aversion to tickling; I HATE it and it makes me want to run and hide in a closet and cry.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Here's a question for you all - how do you feel about tickling? I had a bf once who loved to tickle me during foreplay. Problem is I have a serious aversion to tickling; I HATE it and it makes me want to run and hide in a closet and cry.
I'm ticklish = Not sexy. I squirm, scream and even kick. Random flirting, MAYBE. Foreplay? No way.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
