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Growing up, I was often told doing things, such as drinking moonshine or swing roping out over a lake from terrifying heights, would "put some hair on your chest." It's the backwoods way of saying "build character."
I never grew any hair on my chest though. But I do still say to the little ones in the family, "here, drink some black coffee. It'll put hair on your chest!"
They say that here too sometimes. I feel like it's the same meaning, but a little more negative. Like you take that shot and dayuuummmm it is strong. You make a face and gasp and reach for your chaser... you might then say, "that just put some hair on my chest!"
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
my father, as many of you know, is in the end stages pf cancer. he sleeps a lot and is confused some when he is awake. every so often his trademark wit shines through (i am so much like him it is crazy).
case in point: this past weekend there was discussion about the gnats in South Georgia and how they get in your nose/eyes/mouth - and how annoying it is.
suddenly daddy says "well all you have to do if they are bothering you is to cut a hole in the back of your pants so they will detour to the butthole"
Post by NothingButFlowers on Jul 10, 2014 11:35:10 GMT -5
My stepdad came home from the hospital yesterday, and he's probably supposed to be taking it easy, but Mom says he has been "very active." She had to run to the store yesterday, so she left my little brother Zach there with him. I talked to them yesterday afternoon when my stepdad got on the phone and said, "after Zach watched me go up and down the stairs three times, one time to get him a coke, he said, 'if you fall, make sure to roll over on your back, so that I can drag you into the hall, and then when Mom comes home, I can drag you back out so she will think it happened while she was here.'" My mom got back on the phone and said, "I think he's better at embellishing now."
Post by Od Lid Johnny on Jul 16, 2014 15:04:42 GMT -5
My son proceeds to tell the fish stick joke to my daughter. She of course falls for it soooo easily. Then she tells him. But I'm a girl. Then this smartass 7 year old comes back with a "do you like fish vaginas?"........
Growing up, I was often told doing things, such as drinking moonshine or swing roping out over a lake from terrifying heights, would "put some hair on your chest." It's the backwoods way of saying "build character."
I never grew any hair on my chest though. But I do still say to the little ones in the family, "here, drink some black coffee. It'll put hair on your chest!"
This must be a generational thing. My Dad is from NY and used to say the same thing. It was always stuff I hated like bakes beans and brussel sprouts. My response was always "Ewww, Dad, I'm a girl, I don't want hair on my chest"
Growing up, I was often told doing things, such as drinking moonshine or swing roping out over a lake from terrifying heights, would "put some hair on your chest." It's the backwoods way of saying "build character."
I never grew any hair on my chest though. But I do still say to the little ones in the family, "here, drink some black coffee. It'll put hair on your chest!"
This must be a generational thing. My Dad is from NY and used to say the same thing. It was always stuff I hated like bakes beans and brussel sprouts. My response was always "Ewww, Dad, I'm a girl, I don't want hair on my chest"
I heard the same thing... but it was mostly about drinking scotch.
To be fair, we had a close family friend (female) who stayed drunk on scotch 24/7. I remember being about 8 asking her if she had hair on her chest from drinking scotch in front of everyone at the lake. I got in so much trouble. Thankfully, to this day, she was drunk and didn't remember the incident.
Post by Tainted Opossum on Jul 17, 2014 20:37:10 GMT -5
My granddad let me know in our first conversation together after I returned from living in China for a year and a half that "mooselims' are tearin this world apart."
the house i am moving into has 3 levels total. yesterday my mother said "you'd better be careful or you'll end up like that old lady in the commercial". she was referring to the Life Alert commercial where the little old lady falls down the stairs with her laundry and lies there screaming.
the house i am moving into has 3 levels total. yesterday my mother said "you'd better be careful or you'll end up like that old lady in the commercial". she was referring to the Life Alert commercial where the little old lady falls down the stairs with her laundry and lies there screaming.
Thanks, mom.
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Well now you probably know what she's getting you for your next birthday:
the house i am moving into has 3 levels total. yesterday my mother said "you'd better be careful or you'll end up like that old lady in the commercial". she was referring to the Life Alert commercial where the little old lady falls down the stairs with her laundry and lies there screaming.
Thanks, mom.
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Well now you probably know what she's getting you for your next birthday:
Or one of those motorized chairs that go up and down staircases.
Pop-Pop: "I'll have a Sam Adams." Waitress: "Would you like the 12oz or 16oz?" Pop-Pop: "Yes."
As a part-time server, I can tell you that sort of thing happens all the time. People just don't listen close enough to realize that a choice is being given. 16 or 20 oz? Ok. Fries or a salad? Sure. Unless your pop-pop was intentionally trying to be funny. Then carry on.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Yesterday, I had to tell my uncle - who is 64 - that it is inappropriate and rude to whistle at a food server to get her attention. I tried to explain that it is similar to the way one would call for a dog. He explained that he was forced to whistle because she was being inattentive.
Oh, and what service did he require from the nice young lady helping us at the drive-in restaurant? What needed to be done right away? For her to take away a small amount of trash - while he sat at a picnic table three feet away from the trash bin.
This was after his generous tip of less than $1 on a $20 tab. (I left her a fin after they left the table)
my dad while making himself an ice cream sundae with every snack he could find: "my four favorite food groups. chocolate, peanut butter, pomegranates and cashews. i just need a cone to make the wheat."
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
