Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
Post by FuzzyWarbles on Feb 6, 2015 11:28:37 GMT -5
If the morning movement hits you quick and hard you could pick up one of those Luggable Loo buckets with a toilet seat attached to the top in a sporting goods department. Make sure to grab a box of Double Doodie toilet waste bags as well. I'd also want to have a shower tent to place the loo in for privacy and common courtesy.
They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure … At least he fuckin' jams! If it's a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the fuckin' Block … I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.
Post by Tainted Opossum on Feb 6, 2015 18:51:57 GMT -5
The ac in the vip cans is amazing too, its such an unexpected escape for the deuce enthusiast. Every time I was in there, I'd think about the portos near Clark griswald in 09 and how by Sunday the corner ones seem to be slumping off into the woods - as if trying to escape..
The ac in the vip cans is amazing too, its such an unexpected escape for the deuce enthusiast. Every time I was in there, I'd think about the portos near Clark griswald in 09 and how by Sunday the corner ones seem to be slumping off into the woods - as if trying to escape..
I've been looking for a term to describe me for so long...thank you.
If anyone is thinking about going to Lock'n just be warned the portos were 100 times worse than the worst one I've ever seen at Roo. I have to assume they just had a bad cleaning crew. But it made me think fondly of roo portos.
If anyone is thinking about going to Lock'n just be warned the portos were 100 times worse than the worst one I've ever seen at Roo. I have to assume they just had a bad cleaning crew. But it made me think fondly of roo portos.
This isn't that surprising to me because honestly I don't think the Roo GA portas are THAT bad. They're cleaned often, and yeah the smell can be bad, but so long as you bring your own toilet paper around with you and make sure to cover your nose, it ain't too bad.
I will say I struggled multiple times last year with feeling like I needed to take a shit but then not being able to and feeling stressed/under pressure so then I would just give up. Poo stress is the worst!!!
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
Monie you should really enlighten the thread with your ideas & curiosities.
also. I had a strike of bonnaroo god wonder last year - 97% of the porta potties I used were clean as hell. I remember turning to friends and commenting that it felt like I was stting on a thrown some of them were so randomly clean.
also, I've always wondered this, why da fuq does it take guys so fucking long to take a shit? it never ever takes me as long as it does for a dude.... I just don't understand.
The ac in the vip cans is amazing too, its such an unexpected escape for the deuce enthusiast. Every time I was in there, I'd think about the portos near Clark griswald in 09 and how by Sunday the corner ones seem to be slumping off into the woods - as if trying to escape..
I've been looking for a term to describe me for so long...thank you.
Monie you should really enlighten the thread with your ideas & curiosities.
also. I had a strike of bonnaroo god wonder last year - 97% of the porta potties I used were clean as hell. I remember turning to friends and commenting that it felt like I was stting on a thrown some of them were so randomly clean.
also, I've always wondered this, why da fuq does it take guys so fucking long to take a shit? it never ever takes me as long as it does for a dude.... I just don't understand.
Are you not a fan of respite and relaxation? The john is a quiet, meditative place for me, where I can briefly escape from the daily grind and appreciate one of life's simple pleasures. Why would I not take my time?
Last Edit: Feb 6, 2015 23:26:46 GMT -5 by Jaz - Back to Top
3.16/health 4.9/pierre kwenders 5.12/neil young 5.19/mannequin pussy 5.22/sofi tukker 5.25/hozier 6.16/bonnaroo 6.28/goose 7.31/justice 9.6/st. vincent + yves tumor 9.12/sts9 9.17/the national + the war on drugs 9.23/sigur ros 9.25/charli xcx + troye sivan 9.27-29/making time 10.5/lupe fiasco 10.17/air 10.18/orville peck 11.20/caribou
Monie you should really enlighten the thread with your ideas & curiosities.
also. I had a strike of bonnaroo god wonder last year - 97% of the porta potties I used were clean as hell. I remember turning to friends and commenting that it felt like I was stting on a thrown some of them were so randomly clean.
also, I've always wondered this, why da fuq does it take guys so fucking long to take a shit? it never ever takes me as long as it does for a dude.... I just don't understand.
Are you not a fan of respite and relaxation? The john is a quiet, meditative place for me, where I can briefly escape from the daily grind and appreciate one of life's simple pleasures. Why would I not take your time?
I don't see how you can get any relaxation standing awkwardly over a toilet bowl. Maybe if you sat down.
Monie you should really enlighten the thread with your ideas & curiosities.
also. I had a strike of bonnaroo god wonder last year - 97% of the porta potties I used were clean as hell. I remember turning to friends and commenting that it felt like I was stting on a thrown some of them were so randomly clean.
also, I've always wondered this, why da fuq does it take guys so fucking long to take a shit? it never ever takes me as long as it does for a dude.... I just don't understand.
Good question but why does it take most ladies soooooo long to get ready for anything? I figure it's cause you want everything just right and u don't want to be stressed. Well that's the same thing when guys shit. Ohhh and the shitter is one of the only places we don't get harassed by our women.
i go to the portos in the morning with no shoes on. wimps.
that girl in my avi. she didnt poop the entire time in 2012. Weird if you ask me. The mcdonalds up the highway on the drive home must've been demolished.
i go to the portos in the morning with no shoes on. wimps.
that girl in my avi. she didnt poop the entire time in 2012. Weird if you ask me. The mcdonalds up the highway on the drive home must've been demolished.
That stuff covering your bodies in your avi looks like the aftermath of visiting a Bonnaroo porto at night.
i go to the portos in the morning with no shoes on. wimps.
that girl in my avi. she didnt poop the entire time in 2012. Weird if you ask me. The mcdonalds up the highway on the drive home must've been demolished.
That stuff covering your bodies in your avi looks like the aftermath of visiting a Bonnaroo porto at night.
hahaha. its just some good old fashioned mud from a different music fest we attended. it rained the night before, the field it was in was mostly dirt. everyone got drunk and just rolled around in it all day.
Monie you should really enlighten the thread with your ideas & curiosities.
also. I had a strike of bonnaroo god wonder last year - 97% of the porta potties I used were clean as hell. I remember turning to friends and commenting that it felt like I was stting on a thrown some of them were so randomly clean.
also, I've always wondered this, why da fuq does it take guys so fucking long to take a shit? it never ever takes me as long as it does for a dude.... I just don't understand.
As a female their are some things that you will never understand about male shitting behavior. Yes, that is a metaphor for relationships as well. It's not so much a bodily function as it is a statement about our place in the world. Seriously.
I poop therefor...ugh...someone else can clean that up. That's disgusting!
also, I've always wondered this, why da fuq does it take guys so fucking long to take a shit? it never ever takes me as long as it does for a dude.... I just don't understand.
I have a theory about this. I generally do my best thinking in one of five places: on the toilet, in the shower, in the car, in bed, or in nature - essentially, my precious me time. I live in the city, I don't have a car, I don't want to waste water, and it's both a blessing and a curse to get one's best ideas while drifting off.
That only leaves the toilet. Notice I said on the toilet; standing in front of it is aiming time, not thinking time. Women have several opportunities to sit down each day and have a ponder, but most men get only one; ergo, we must compensate with overtime to keep our minds limber... yeah, that's the ticket!
That stuff covering your bodies in your avi looks like the aftermath of visiting a Bonnaroo porto at night.
hahaha. its just some good old fashioned mud from a different music fest we attended. it rained the night before, the field it was in was mostly dirt. everyone got drunk and just rolled around in it all day.
Okay, going from Thursday to Sunday not pooping just sounds miserable and unhealthy. I would never want to do that.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.
I have never taken a poo at Roo but that would change if I had VIP because that bathroom looks ever so enticing
Don't know if I'm jealous or disgusted by this. I think I would, wait I know, I would go Septic if I waited 4 days to empty the doody tank.
Hahaha. It's because I eat just enough to survive at Roo in order to save money. This results in my body producing little waste, providing the added benefit of never having to sit on one of those fowl toilets. I stick to liquids on the farm except for one real meal a day and a snack or two
Don't know if I'm jealous or disgusted by this. I think I would, wait I know, I would go Septic if I waited 4 days to empty the doody tank.
Hahaha. It's because I eat just enough to survive at Roo in order to save money. This results in my body producing little waste, providing the added benefit of never having to sit on one of those fowl toilets. I stick to liquids on the farm except for one real meal a day and a snack or two
Smart man. Helps save the $ on alcohol that way as well.
Hahaha. It's because I eat just enough to survive at Roo in order to save money. This results in my body producing little waste, providing the added benefit of never having to sit on one of those fowl toilets. I stick to liquids on the farm except for one real meal a day and a snack or two
Smart man. Helps save the $ on alcohol that way as well.
I'd be lying if I said that wasn't one of my reasons for doing it. It is really great because if there are things I'm on the border about purchasing, whether it be merch or recreational substances or if an emergency comes up, I'm comforted by the fact that I can afford these things because I am just spending the money that would've otherwise been spent on food.
Usually by sometime Saturday or Sunday, the unpleasantness of constant stomach cramps outweighs the unpleasantness of 10 minutes of stankness. I try to keep dairy and gluten to a minimum at festivals for this reason, though sometimes those garlic grilled cheeses are too tempting. I've done some Friday evening to Monday morning festivals without a bathroom break, but 5 days is just too much for my body.
I worked at Bonnaroo one year and had flush toilets; very nice perk, but it doesn't begin to justify the VIP price hike for me (if it does for you, more power to ya). Nor have I ever really noticed a huge difference with the morning portos - they may be cleaner, but they are also more pungent in the hot sun, so not much of a trade-off.
