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My body is finely tuned to clear out by about 7:00 AM which normally allows me to beat the crowds for my morning poop. It also helps with stage fright since the lines haven't started to pick up yet, so I'm not nervous in there worrying about taking too long (its a personal anxiety thing).
My body is finely tuned to clear out by about 7:00 AM which normally allows me to beat the crowds for my morning poop. It also helps with stage fright since the lines haven't started to pick up yet, so I'm not nervous in there worrying about taking too long (its a personal anxiety thing).
Hmm, I actually feel the opposite when I'm in the portos, like I am invincible or something. I went solo so I had nobody to wait for me as well as my thought process that everybody who saw me go in will be gone by the time I wrap things up.
But couldn't agree more about the early morning time to go.
My body is finely tuned to clear out by about 7:00 AM which normally allows me to beat the crowds for my morning poop. It also helps with stage fright since the lines haven't started to pick up yet, so I'm not nervous in there worrying about taking too long (its a personal anxiety thing).
Hmm, I actually feel the opposite when I'm in the portos, like I am invincible or something. I went solo so I had nobody to wait for me as well as my thought process that everybody who saw me go in will be gone by the time I wrap things up.
But couldn't agree more about the early morning time to go.
I need to adopt this mentality. Might make for a more enjoyable porto experience. Maybe I'll pretend I'm Clark Kent going in and I come out as some super human Bonnaroovian.
Post by justinmn9319 on Feb 5, 2015 10:53:14 GMT -5
last year my group numbered off 1-8, it was a fun way to count our group and make sure everybody was present. i was number 1. needless to say it was not enjoyable when i had to make a pit stop with the group and can hear them yelling "hurry up with you number 2 number 1!" STFU people this is serious!
last year my group numbered off 1-8, it was a fun way to count our group and make sure everybody was present. i was number 1. needless to say it was not enjoyable when i had to make a pit stop with the group and can hear them yelling "hurry up with you number 2 number 1!" STFU people this is serious!
That's my personal hell. I don't do poops under duress.
last year my group numbered off 1-8, it was a fun way to count our group and make sure everybody was present. i was number 1. needless to say it was not enjoyable when i had to make a pit stop with the group and can hear them yelling "hurry up with you number 2 number 1!" STFU people this is serious!
That's my personal hell. I don't do poops under duress.
it was the worst, and then i came out a little sweaty, as assumed in those f'n things and took hell for it
I feel like I only poop once or twice while at Roo - I think my body ends up using pretty much all the calories I consume. But when I do poop, I give no fucks. I will take as long as I want and you will wait.
last year my group numbered off 1-8, it was a fun way to count our group and make sure everybody was present. i was number 1. needless to say it was not enjoyable when i had to make a pit stop with the group and can hear them yelling "hurry up with you number 2 number 1!" STFU people this is serious!
That's my personal hell. I don't do poops under duress.
This x1000. Pooping under duress just can't be done. Have to get that mind right. I typically take the Browns to the Superbowl around 9 AM. Its hectic at the portos, but I will take all of half an hour if I need to.
In fact one fateful day at Bonnaroo 2013, my bathroom time was rushed and put under durress by a pack of bros who decided I had taken enough time. Then I was rushed by friends, pulled into the whirlwind of Roo. Unfortunately, that shit became a special guest during Purity Ring and I ran out of that crowd so fast people must have thought I was dying (or tripping HARD).
That's my personal hell. I don't do poops under duress.
This x1000. Pooping under duress just can't be done. Have to get that mind right. I typically take the Browns to the Superbowl around 9 AM. Its hectic at the portos, but I will take all of half an hour if I need to.
You couldn't pay me to be in one of those things for half an hour. I like to stick to the tried and true "grunt and go". In and out within 5-10 minutes.
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The other issue I had was being so far away from the portos. Last year I had a Banh Mi sandwich, loaded french fries, and a fried chicken cone sneak up on me at 4AM. Being a solid 10 minute walk from the portos I had very few options so I propped myself up against the side of our huge 15 passenger van and shit straight into a trash bag. My lady was changing in the van sitting at the window right next tome and 0 idea it was happening, and I was talking to her the entire time. Classic, and also not ashamed.
Edit: How appropriate is it that this post took my title to "Swamp Butt".
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Step 1: Purchase cheap plastic lawn chair, one roll of packing tape (or duck tape- your choice, but packing tape is easier to peel off), a roll of cheap kitchen garbage bags, and one 10'x10' cheap tarp before Roo.
Step 2: Before Roo, cut a round hole with a 10" diameter in center of seat of lawn chair. Use a propane torch (if you have one), or a knife off a stove burner to melt and smooth the fresh cut edges.
Step 3: At Roo, when you need to poo, open car door; set chair between door and car; use packing tape to "tent" your tarp over the chair, around the outside of the door, across the door opening, and back to the door hinge. Then, place garbage bag over seat, into seat hole, using tape to hold bag on chair.
Step 4: Enjoy a peaceful clean Roo Poo.
Step 5: Peel bag tape off chair, tie off bag, and drop in trash barrel (or neighboring Canadian's camp trash bag) on way to the next show.
Step 6: Repeat as necessary. Unless it rains you never have to take down and replace your tarp tape.
