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It's actually true about what down with my back side last year at Bonnaro, and not only was spending a large portion of the fest in the porta john unpleasant, but it was a huge inconvenience. I gave up great viewing spots for having to trot away. When King Khan was making jokes about being surrounded by shit, I had to run to take one. I would only get part of the way through a spicy pie before having to throw it way to take care of business. I listened to Rocket Man from inside of a stinky plastic space ship. I'm sure that line to get off the farm on Monday was terrible for everybody, but it was torture for me. I ran out of wipes. Have you ever sucked d for wipes???
Thank you for the concern and advice, Swedish Chef. I hope you are getting the help you need for your condition. Fortunately, that was not a normal thing for me. I chalk it about to all the unhealthy things that entered my body during the festival. However, what's weird, is I also had a lot more fruits and vegetables during the fest than I usually do. I also drank Pedialyte every morning. I don't really see what I will change for this year other than some over the counter medicine.
Post by lochjessmonster on Feb 11, 2015 12:59:23 GMT -5
In 2011, my sister's boyfriend decided waiting in line was for wimps and went behind the porta potties to pee. His shoes smelled like muddy shit water all weekend. It was horrible.
In 2011, my sister's boyfriend decided waiting in line was for wimps and went behind the porta potties to pee. His shoes smelled like muddy shit water all weekend. It was horrible.
Last year we refused to walk to the portos to pee from camp, so we set up a designated pee spot at the front tire of one of our vehicles... There was so much piss to hit that spot in 4 days the ground turned black. Not brown, not greenish, but black as all get out. It was repulsive.
I've seen girls go in those things with no shoes on and that is just disgusting. My biggest challenge is keeping my shorts from hitting the floor while in there. I did VIP one year and those were outstanding, but I still like the GA vibe better.
I've seen girls go in those things with no shoes on and that is just disgusting. My biggest challenge is keeping my shorts from hitting the floor while in there. I did VIP one year and those were outstanding, but I still like the GA vibe better.
just threw up in my mouth thinking of being barefoot in those plastic poo saunas. I refuse to let anything but the soles of my shoes touch the bottom of those portos. my shorts are as high off the ground as functionality to dump allows.
Post by Tainted Opossum on Feb 11, 2015 16:53:40 GMT -5
I couldn't agree more about the GA vibez, VIP seems to make it harder (but hardly impossible) to full embrace the freakshow. That being said, I wont ever set foot in a GA shitter again.
I couldn't agree more about the GA vibez, VIP seems to make it harder (but hardly impossible) to full embrace the freakshow. That being said, I wont ever set foot in a GA shitter again.
First thing I'm doing this year is taking a shit in the VIP bathroom. The hype is real.
I couldn't agree more about the GA vibez, VIP seems to make it harder (but hardly impossible) to full embrace the freakshow. That being said, I wont ever set foot in a GA shitter again.
First thing I'm doing this year is taking a shit in the VIP bathroom. The hype is real.
Last year we finished assembling our 9 vehicle alignment of minds known now as camp sparklefart, then casually everyone began dropping off headed to the stalls. My partner in crime was in there for a full half hour, when confronted she said "I tried to leave but I couldn't get past the DJ to find an exit!"
I had the hardest time finding an exit once I found the bountiful oasis that is the VIP stalls, but each time I left I was a new man.
I couldn't agree more about the GA vibez, VIP seems to make it harder (but hardly impossible) to full embrace the freakshow. That being said, I wont ever set foot in a GA shitter again.
First thing I'm doing this year is taking a shit in the VIP bathroom. The hype is real.
I couldn't agree more about the GA vibez, VIP seems to make it harder (but hardly impossible) to full embrace the freakshow. That being said, I wont ever set foot in a GA shitter again.
Couldn't you buy the VIP ticket and camp in GA? You then get the best of both worlds.
I couldn't agree more about the GA vibez, VIP seems to make it harder (but hardly impossible) to full embrace the freakshow. That being said, I wont ever set foot in a GA shitter again.
Couldn't you buy the VIP ticket and camp in GA? You then get the best of both worlds.
Yeah but after having experienced camp sparklefart, the proximity to centeroo, and waking up with What as a backdrop, I'm happy with camping in VIP. That being said, the best places for what and which remain general access regardless of the great view from which VIP pit. I really liked the pit but there were only like ten people out of fifty dancing - it was tragic. It was so strange, the difference in atmosphere from flips VIP to general @ Kaskade. Despite loving the view and the face melt at flips, when I returned for kaskade I wandered through GA with a friend and it felt so much more like I was home again.
Guys I just want to say this thread went above and beyond my expectations. I never imagined there would such an insightful and entertaining conversation only talking about shitting. Makes me weirdly happy.
Edit: Guys was not limited to just males. Should have made myself clear with "y'all". This was a team effort all around the board.
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Don't forget, those VIP bathrooms are climate controlled and have an actual attendant who looks after each of them, sometimes spraying a little febreeze at opportune times.
With all these vip bathroom descriptions I think it’s safe to say the entire ticket increase went to vip bathrooms. Let the year of the fence jumping brown bandits commence.
With all these vip bathroom descriptions I think it’s safe to say the entire ticket increase went to vip bathrooms. Let the year of the fence jumping brown bandits commence.
They actually keep 2 of the mounted police nearby the VIP bathrooms with a clear view to the fence. And no, I am not joking. Always a pair, right between RV and camping VIP, right by the portos and showers with the nice girls from garnier fructese.
With all these vip bathroom descriptions I think it’s safe to say the entire ticket increase went to vip bathrooms. Let the year of the fence jumping brown bandits commence.
They actually keep 2 of the mounted police nearby the VIP bathrooms with a clear view to the fence. And no, I am not joking. Always a pair, right between RV and camping VIP, right by the portos and showers with the nice girls from garnier fructese.
Post by g a b f r a b on Feb 12, 2015 18:45:44 GMT -5
Here's a trick I learned in science class at college. If you hold it in for three days your body turns that waste to fuel via its patented double filtration system. The way it feels is kinda like if Red Bull smoked crack in a sauna pumping meth fumes. For each day you continue to hold it in (up to 7 total) the energy increases due to the the mathematic principle of the Multiplier Effect. At the start of Roo week I do my last bathroom and then only eat cheese and peanut butter for the next three days. By the time Thursday rolls around I'm pinging hard and can rage all night. Monday morning I have my release and you can literally feel the energy drain out of you. But due to the double filtration it feels very smooth and natural. I'd advise doing this in a toilet you don't care about. I highly recommend this trick for those looking for an energy bump while also avoiding the portas. I know it sounds a little goofy but it really works.
Here's a trick I learned in science class at college. If you hold it in for three days your body turns that waste to fuel via its patented double filtration system. The way it feels is kinda like if Red Bull smoked crack in a sauna pumping meth fumes. For each day you continue to hold it in (up to 7 total) the energy increases due to the the mathematic principle of the Multiplier Effect. At the start of Roo week I do my last bathroom and then only eat cheese and peanut butter for the next three days. By the time Thursday rolls around I'm pinging hard and can rage all night. Monday morning I have my release and you can literally feel the energy drain out of you. But due to the double filtration it feels very smooth and natural. I'd advise doing this in a toilet you don't care about. I highly recommend this trick for those looking for an energy bump while also avoiding the portas. Let me know how it goes!
I read that as "energy blump". I need a break from the internet.
With all these vip bathroom descriptions I think it’s safe to say the entire ticket increase went to vip bathrooms. Let the year of the fence jumping brown bandits commence.
They actually keep 2 of the mounted police nearby the VIP bathrooms with a clear view to the fence. And no, I am not joking. Always a pair, right between RV and camping VIP, right by the portos and showers with the nice girls from garnier fructese.
