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I have never taken a poo at Roo but that would change if I had VIP because that bathroom looks ever so enticing
You gotta go to browntown atleast once. What is your diet? If I don't make mud atleast once every two days things just don't feel right.
P.s. Poop thread long overdue
At Roo, I eat one meal a day, anything of my choosing. And LOTS of liquid (mostly sweet tea from the BBQ place in the food truck oasis) And I feel great all of Roo and afterward. If I ever NEEDED to poo at roo, I would, I just take measures to decrease the chances of me needing to poo
I'm in awe of anyone who can go the entire weekend without taking a dump. In my everyday life, I typically eliminate twice a day. I don't sway from this schedule much during Roo, and while that probably sounds miserable, being a frequent pooper actually has one major perk at Roo. I'm always in and out within 5 minutes because it just comes out so quickly and easily. No need to spend 20-30 minutes absorbing the porto smell into every pore in your body while you work for your poop.
Post by Tainted Opossum on Feb 8, 2015 9:06:19 GMT -5
After reading that people will abstain from something as sacred as a daily double deuce at roo, I'm in shock. I'm going to think about you guys then whistle light heartedly each time I stroll into a vip stall.
Too many thurman murmans, Amish donuts, spicy pie and IPA to not need the daily double deuce.
After reading that people will abstain from something as sacred as a daily double deuce at roo, I'm in shock. I'm going to think about you guys then whistle light heartedly each time I stroll into a vip stall.
Too many thurman murmans, Amish donuts, spicy pie and IPA to not need the daily double deuce.
yes to all of this, I want an amish donut so bad right now with my coffee. My issue is that normally all the adderall i take backs me up most of the day, but the mornings... Take cover because its world war 2 all over again in those portos. This year thankfully I'll be unleashing hell in the comfort of the VIP toilets. Is it June yet?
After reading that people will abstain from something as sacred as a daily double deuce at roo, I'm in shock. I'm going to think about you guys then whistle light heartedly each time I stroll into a vip stall.
Too many thurman murmans, Amish donuts, spicy pie and IPA to not need the daily double deuce.
yes to all of this, I want an amish donut so bad right now with my coffee. My issue is that normally all the adderall i take backs me up most of the day, but the mornings... Take cover because its world war 2 all over again in those portos. This year thankfully I'll be unleashing hell in the comfort of the VIP toilets. Is it June yet?
The VIP stalls come with a sensor that, when alerted, plays a sound bite that says "thank you for shittin in me." Then sprays a nice blast of scented freshness into the room. Yes, its a room. Each pooper has its own room, each room has its own pooper. Oh, the poops you'll poop!
yes to all of this, I want an amish donut so bad right now with my coffee. My issue is that normally all the adderall i take backs me up most of the day, but the mornings... Take cover because its world war 2 all over again in those portos. This year thankfully I'll be unleashing hell in the comfort of the VIP toilets. Is it June yet?
The VIP stalls come with a sensor that, when alerted, plays a sound bite that says "thank you for shittin in me." Then sprays a nice blast of scented freshness into the room. Yes, its a room. Each pooper has its own room, each room has its own pooper. Oh, the poops you'll poop!
Im going to feel insufficient pooping in my own toilet at my apartment. None of that happens. Time to file a complaint...
The VIP stalls come with a sensor that, when alerted, plays a sound bite that says "thank you for shittin in me." Then sprays a nice blast of scented freshness into the room. Yes, its a room. Each pooper has its own room, each room has its own pooper. Oh, the poops you'll poop!
Im going to feel insufficient pooping in my own toilet at my apartment. None of that happens. Time to file a complaint...
I can't even look at my home base anymore. I just open the door turn around drop trou and walk backwards til I feel the porcelain against my legs..
You gotta go to browntown atleast once. What is your diet? If I don't make mud atleast once every two days things just don't feel right.
P.s. Poop thread long overdue
At Roo, I eat one meal a day, anything of my choosing. And LOTS of liquid (mostly sweet tea from the BBQ place in the food truck oasis) And I feel great all of Roo and afterward. If I ever NEEDED to poo at roo, I would, I just take measures to decrease the chances of me needing to poo
I made it to Saturday one year (arrived wednesday) and wasn't feeling too bad. When it was time though I ended up spending more time in the Porto then I would have liked. After that I make a point to leave some time eachday for evacuation. Cliff bars and the jumbo burritos leave nothing to the imagination as far as poop scheduling goes
I averaged 7 times a day last year. As a precaution, I'm going to eat Imodium for breakfast this year.
Are we talking hardcore diarrhea last year or what? 7 times seems a bit excessive, haha. I don't think I could poop that much even if I lived on a strict diet of Spicy Pie and Amish donuts the entire weekend. Your bunghole had to have been burning.
I'm in awe of anyone who can go the entire weekend without taking a dump. In my everyday life, I typically eliminate twice a day. I don't sway from this schedule much during Roo, and while that probably sounds miserable, being a frequent pooper actually has one major perk at Roo. I'm always in and out within 5 minutes because it just comes out so quickly and easily. No need to spend 20-30 minutes absorbing the porto smell into every pore in your body while you work for your poop.
I guess I'm super weird (makes sense.....)
Tuesday before roo I took laxatives. Wednesday before I left for my roo journey, I took a few imodium. I only peed at roo and I ate a ton of greasy bad things at roo.
Before anyone says anything, yes I know it's bad, but I have my comfort zones for #2, and a porto is not one of them. I plan to only do this at Roo once a year, however, in my long distance running days, I would do something similar before a big race... just not as much.
Honestly, after seeing the porto situation at roo (it was my first year), it was scarier than i thought possible. It changed me. I never would have done this last year but I watched/read everything on the internet about roo and i was convinved the porto/poop combo wasn't for me.
I averaged 7 times a day last year. As a precaution, I'm going to eat Imodium for breakfast this year.
Monster, is it normal for you to go several times a day? If so, you might want to consult your doctor, or preferably, a gastroenterologist. You could have a digestive disorder you're not aware of. In recent years, I would make several trips to the bathroom on a daily basis. I finally talked to a doctor about it last year, was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist, and was unexpectedly diagnosed with celiac disease.
Edit: If it was a freak incident that only happened at Bonnaroo, you can completely disregard everything I just said.
I averaged 7 times a day last year. As a precaution, I'm going to eat Imodium for breakfast this year.
Monster, is it normal for you to go several times a day? If so, you might want to consult your doctor, or preferably, a gastroenterologist. You could have a digestive disorder you're not aware of. In recent years, I would make several trips to the bathroom on a daily basis. I finally talked to a doctor about it last year, was referred to a gastrointestinal specialist, and was unexpectedly diagnosed with celiac disease.
Edit: If it was a freak incident that only happened at Bonnaroo, you can completely disregard everything I just said.
I heard the sonic boom of monster sarcasm flying over your head from Houston.
Post by g a b f r a b on Feb 10, 2015 19:34:38 GMT -5
I have hemorrhoids and they always become inflamed at Roo. A trick I've learned is to always have a loaf of bread on hand. The slices make for good snot rags. They also wipe one's bottom softer than what's stocked in the portas. If there's any left at the end of the day you have the makings of a sandwich. Sourdough and white work best. Avoid multi-grain at all costs.
I have hemorrhoids and they always become inflamed at Roo. A trick I've learned is to always have a loaf of bread on hand. The slices make for good snot rags and wipe softer than what's stocked in the portas. If there's any left at the end of the day you have the makings of a sandwich. Sourdough and white work best. Avoid multi-grain at all costs.
I really hope that I'm there to witness someone waiting in line with a loaf of bread……it'll be everything I've ever dreamed of.
It's actually true about what down with my back side last year at Bonnaro, and not only was spending a large portion of the fest in the porta john unpleasant, but it was a huge inconvenience. I gave up great viewing spots for having to trot away. When King Khan was making jokes about being surrounded by shit, I had to run to take one. I would only get part of the way through a spicy pie before having to throw it way to take care of business. I listened to Rocket Man from inside of a stinky plastic space ship. I'm sure that line to get off the farm on Monday was terrible for everybody, but it was torture for me. I ran out of wipes. Have you ever sucked d for wipes???
Thank you for the concern and advice, Swedish Chef. I hope you are getting the help you need for your condition. Fortunately, that was not a normal thing for me. I chalk it about to all the unhealthy things that entered my body during the festival. However, what's weird, is I also had a lot more fruits and vegetables during the fest than I usually do. I also drank Pedialyte every morning. I don't really see what I will change for this year other than some over the counter medicine.
It's actually true about what down with my back side last year at Bonnaro, and not only was spending a large portion of the fest in the porta john unpleasant, but it was a huge inconvenience. I gave up great viewing spots for having to trot away. When King Khan was making jokes about being surrounded by shit, I had to run to take one. I would only get part of the way through a spicy pie before having to throw it way to take care of business. I listened to Rocket Man from inside of a stinky plastic space ship. I'm sure that line to get off the farm on Monday was terrible for everybody, but it was torture for me. I ran out of wipes. Have you ever sucked d for wipes???
Thank you for the concern and advice, Swedish Chef. I hope you are getting the help you need for your condition. Fortunately, that was not a normal thing for me. I chalk it about to all the unhealthy things that entered my body during the festival. However, what's weird, is I also had a lot more fruits and vegetables during the fest than I usually do. I also drank Pedialyte every morning. I don't really see what I will change for this year other than some over the counter medicine.
No worries, monster! Just wanted to make sure you weren't dealing with an underlying digestive issue. And thanks for the well wishes. I've been gluten-free for 9 months now, and things have finally returned to normal for me.
In 2012 or 2013 someone took a dump next to my back tire but I didn't notice it until the last day. Normally that would be fine but I also sleep beneath my car at Roo. I really hope I wasn't inhaling sh*t fumes each night.
In 2012 or 2013 someone took a dump next to my back tire but I didn't notice it until the last day. Normally that would be fine but I also sleep beneath my car at Roo. I really hope I wasn't inhaling sh*t fumes each night.
You sir are a very nice human being. Nowhere in my soul would I find it ok to have someone elses steamy pile next to my car...
I'm in awe of anyone who can go the entire weekend without taking a dump. In my everyday life, I typically eliminate twice a day. I don't sway from this schedule much during Roo, and while that probably sounds miserable, being a frequent pooper actually has one major perk at Roo. I'm always in and out within 5 minutes because it just comes out so quickly and easily. No need to spend 20-30 minutes absorbing the porto smell into every pore in your body while you work for your poop.
I am not in awe of them, I actually feel sorry for them. I gotta poo at least once a day, usually and preferably in the morning. I wouldn't want to be full of poo all weekend, it would just weigh me down. I gotta be light on my feet.
