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Wait fuck I thought that thing was a sheep but it may not be elidgible
I think it's fine. I looked it up and it's in the goat family, which is still up for grabs in our draft.
Yeah But Im now realizing its in the buffalo family and I think that sits pretty well with me that the buffalo rules out the bull / ram like a lion rules out a tiger / jaguar
Post by Silver Surfer on Jun 7, 2020 21:57:02 GMT -5
Well my plan was originally just to survive, so my idea was to release Phil the big plague rat, ride regina the dolphin to a deserted island, where I find Hank the Tank, all while Leon kinda vibes with me and attacks anything that comes near
The giant forest hog is, on average, the largest living species of suid. Adults can measure from 4 ft 3 in to 6 ft 11 in in head-and-body length. Adults stand 2 ft 6 in to 3 ft 7 in in height at the shoulder, and can weigh from 220 to 606 lb. In the wild, the giant forest hog is more feared than the red river hog and the bushpig, as males sometimes attack without warning, possibly to protect their group (team Joroolootles)
In the wild, though, the giant forest hog is more feared than the red river hog and the bushpig (the two members of the genus Potamochoerus), as males sometimes attack without warning, possibly to protect their group. It has also been known to drive spotted hyenas away from carcasses and fights among males resulting in the death of one of the participants are not that uncommon.
My first stop is by my old spot in the heights. There was a big ass racoon who flashed teeth at me a couple times, got in my trash, would stop at my grill looking for scraps when i was cooking, could scale a house in seconds. Scoop him El Bandito and head to the zoo.
At the Zoo we head first to Houston's world class gorilla exhibit. I once saw one of the gorillas cashed out legs spread eagle in a rock groove, definitely a chiller who fights for his right to party. He joins the team. Over in the Safari section we pick up Ozzy Ostrich. Stand-Up Squad almost complete.
On our way to Austin (to take advantage of the network of lakes and rivers, and a highway system sure to confuse even the most capable zombies) we resuce a Joey from one of those awful wildlife hunting farms in Texas.
[Tracking shot of all of our legs walking. Camera pans out, POWER SHOT the five of us standing up]
We find a nice house of the lake with good exit paths (ideally one w/ a garden). While we wait for the zombies bandito (while riding ozzy) join me in searching for supplies while Joey and Zoe hold down the fort. Once we're set, time to hit the lake and relax. Ozzy and Zoe can't swim, but Zoe hangs on the bank and Ozzy chills on the back porch low key scouting.
Once relaxed, fortification begins. A normal height fence shouldnt be much of a problem for the team (try getting a hippo over a five footer), so first we fence in. We send El Bandito into the trees to forage/scout. We don't block the roads entirely, but we build a barricade for Ozzy to sit out front and watch the road.
Single/low number waves don't stand a chance. Hand to hand combat we're roasting.
Large waves, we may have a little trouble, but if we can get a good bottle neck, the Big 3 can probably hold it down while me and ELB get a head start on the escape, grabbing whatever our hands can carry. Big 3 all fast enough to get out of harms way and catch back up.
if we can find a shallow enough point along the rivers we can all get across, hills no problem, should not have a ton of issues w/ long distance walking. we'll have to avoid too steep of mountains, but we probably don't get that far east/west anyway.
In the wild, though, the giant forest hog is more feared than the red river hog and the bushpig (the two members of the genus Potamochoerus), as males sometimes attack without warning, possibly to protect their group. It has also been known to drive spotted hyenas away from carcasses and fights among males resulting in the death of one of the participants are not that uncommon.
