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My first stop is by my old spot in the heights. There was a big ass racoon who flashed teeth at me a couple times, got in my trash, would stop at my grill looking for scraps when i was cooking, could scale a house in seconds. Scoop him El Bandito and head to the zoo.
At the Zoo we head first to Houston's world class gorilla exhibit. I once saw one of the gorillas cashed out legs spread eagle in a rock groove, definitely a chiller who fights for his right to party. He joins the team. Over in the Safari section we pick up Ozzy Ostrich. Stand-Up Squad almost complete.
On our way to Austin (to take advantage of the network of lakes and rivers, and a highway system sure to confuse even the most capable zombies) we resuce a Joey from one of those awful wildlife hunting farms in Texas.
[Tracking shot of all of our legs walking. Camera pans out, POWER SHOT the five of us standing up]
We find a nice house of the lake with good exit paths (ideally one w/ a garden). While we wait for the zombies bandito (while riding ozzy) join me in searching for supplies while Joey and Zoe hold down the fort. Once we're set, time to hit the lake and relax. Ozzy and Zoe can't swim, but Zoe hangs on the bank and Ozzy chills on the back porch low key scouting.
Once relaxed, fortification begins. A normal height fence shouldnt be much of a problem for the team (try getting a hippo over a five footer), so first we fence in. We send El Bandito into the trees to forage/scout. We don't block the roads entirely, but we build a barricade for Ozzy to sit out front and watch the road.
Single/low number waves don't stand a chance. Hand to hand combat we're roasting.
Large waves, we may have a little trouble, but if we can get a good bottle neck, the Big 3 can probably hold it down while me and ELB get a head start on the escape, grabbing whatever our hands can carry. Big 3 all fast enough to get out of harms way and catch back up.
if we can find a shallow enough point along the rivers we can all get across, hills no problem, should not have a ton of issues w/ long distance walking. we'll have to avoid too steep of mountains, but we probably don't get that far east/west anyway.
Meese aren’t made for riding but assuming you’re friends, you can ride it if needed.
I plan to ride my moose and hippo.
I won’t ride any of my animals. It’s just one less attacking force and if I fall off, then I’m injured. I think I’m better off with a big stick if any zombies reach me.
Lmao thought about sharing this with my gf, but remembered in this scenario, she's been replaced by a Raccoon that lived next to our house, so I'll wait until after voting to see if I'm proud enough of it.
I'm still upset that the "1 animal" rule was decided after the start... i had big plans for my elephant herd and other picks.
I apologize that it wasnt totally clear. Was thinking the phrasing of “you are drafting 4 animals” would be interpreted like that.
But also if I just got to have 50 grizzly bears form a wall around me There would be 0 chance id ever die. Makes the game a little more difficult and fun imo
